I’ve been reading about these so-called “pro-immigration” protests being planned for May 1st by “civil rights activists” and there’s something that doesn’t quite add up.
Individuals of Mexican descent, whether citizens or legal immigrants or those in the U.S. illegally, are being called upon to refuse to work or engage in any commerce on May 1st in protest of pending bills in Congress that have yet to be emasculated by pro-Amnesty elected officials ignoring the overwhelming will of the American citizenry. You know, to raise awareness of their contributions to society and stuff like that. Or just to get a “goofoff” day off from work or school.
Well, excuse me, but Jews have been doing that kind of thing for over 5,700 years. On a weekly basis, even. And do you see anybody taking us seriously?
No freaking way. We’re still getting stabbed, bombed, shot, blown up, and blamed for everything from the plague to RIAA violations. (Okay, faking the Moon Landing was us. But we’ve learned from our mistakes, and we’ll do a better job when we fake the Mars Landing in 2011.)

A Jew testing his Mind Control Laser
before it is launched into orbit over Washington.
Of course, our mistake may have been doing that stuff to coincide with the start of the weekend. I mean, we invented ‘Thank G-d It’s Friday” for crying out loud. Maybe if we’d do that stuff on a Tuesday or a Thursday, folks would realize the Jewish contributions to society when they have to rearrange their court dates, reschedule surgeries, or the weather gets all out of whack when the Zionist Weather Control Machines are shut down. (Sorry, New Orleans!)

Here’s an update on Andrea Clark. It’s nice to see this isn’t a partisan issue.
UPDATE: It’s taken a turn for the worst since St. Luke’s suddenly reneged on taking Andrea. John Hawkins is trying to get more details.

DoS attack on Hosting Matters took IMAO down and a number of other poltical blogs. Michelle Malkin has the details (she always has the details first; hmm…).
What’s the point of these attacks? We’re down a couple hours, and then we’re just angrier.
Anyway, make sure to tell everyone you know to visit IMAO and buy lots of merchandise; it’s the only way to show the terrorists you won’t be intimidated.
So does this count as the first attack against the 101st Fighting Keyboardists?