New Question

Thanks for proving that there is limitless humor in punching liberals in their dumb monkey faces. Anyhoo, SarahK and I are having a little vacation. We won’t be gone long, but, until we’re back, here’s a little question to discuss amongst yourselves:
What could Bush possibly say on Monday to get you to trust him on the issue of illegal immigration?
“I would just like to announce that I spoke with President Vicente Fox, and I then punched him in his dumb monkey face for not doing enough to control his own borders.”

Punching… Monkeys… Faces… Liberals…

I have the day off and I don’t feel like posting anything today, so write in the comments your own funny little rant that includes punching a liberal in his dumb monkey face. It’ll be easy because everything involving punching liberals in their dumb monkey faces is funny.

Friday Open Line Just Like on RUSH!

The NSA is wiretapping illegal aliens who are trying to cover up Patrick Kennedy’s failed attempt to run over and thus end Barry Bonds run at the HR record because it’s an illegal war for high oil prices, but he supports the troops.
Your thoughts?
Speak truth to power right here!

Friday Catblogging

Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Sure, some of the IMAO bloggers have cats, but apparently I’m the only one of them willing to risk condemnation from anti-Meowites by catblogging. On Friday. The holiest day of the week.
Anyway, it’s time for Nardo the Sneaky:


If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Nardo is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats Sunday, so send your catblogging links to submissions @ carnivalofthecats.com.)