In honor of Make A Mexican Do all the work today, we have a special guest commentator: El Guapo.
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Hello friends. I am grateful for the plethora of opportunity that you, the wonderful fans, give me at IMAO. In recent news, “fans gathered outside a hospital Sunday where Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was reportedly being treated for a mild concussion he suffered after falling out of a palm treewhile vacationing in Fiji.”
This leads me to ask…
It’s a sweater!
/one of my favorite movie quotes of all time
Are you the singing bush?
Excuse me!
Hello!
Hey!
I said, are you the singing bush!?
“Sew! Sew like the wind!”
El Guapo es muy feo!
Goodnight, Ned.
and the correct answer?
“yes, el quapo…”
w/ a g… not a q…
sorry… the above was in spanglish…
Could it be, El Guapo, that you are not happy with the loss of the Mexican population to steal tequila from, and you are just taking it out on Keith Richards because his body has processed more tequila than you could ever steal?
“Great! You shot the Invisible Swordsman!”
You were supposed to fire up!
We both fired up!
…it’s like living with a six year old.