(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
Recently rumors have surfaced that Dan Rather is contemplating quitting CBS and taking up blogging.
Now there’s no mystery regarding WHAT he’d blog about – his cat, his colon, how much it sucks to be living in his daughter’s basement – after all, he’s lost without his teleprompter.
The only question is what he would call his blog. I speculate thusly on the possibilities:
- Rather Ironic, Isn’t It?
- Speaking Half-Truths to Power
- Drink the TANG
- CBS Evening KOS
- I Am NOT Making This Up!
- Here’s the Frequency, Now Stop Calling Me Kenneth!
- Delusions By Dan
- Democratic Underwear
- Funny Like Colbert, Except Not On TV
- I’m STILL Not Wearing Pants When I Sit Behind My Desk
- Now With Superscripts!
- Take A Memo
- Rather’s Blathers
- Please Stop Fact-Checking My Ass
- The Ratherington Post
- How Much Is That Selectric In the Window?
- 43 Years At CBS and Not Even a Freakin’ Gold Watch to Show For It – Cheap, Back-Stabbing Bastards!
- Oh Yeah? Well I Wouldn’t Come Back Now If You Got Down On Your Hands and Knees and BEGGED Me!… Although I Suppose It Wouldn’t Hurt To Try…
- D!scount V1agra! – The GoogleBait Blog
- Vast Mainstream Wing Conspiracy
- Courage – The Blog
- Authenticated Signatures, Journalistic Integrity and Other Oxymorons
- It’s NOT Bush’s Fault (Just Kidding)
- Crouching Liar, Hidden Agenda
He might also call it IMAOpodcast.com, since heaven knows THAT one’s not being used.
Any other possibilities?
I’d rather like to think he’d do a ripoff of IMAO.
Curse you, George, for exposing the feebleness of my efforts!
shakes fist
Rather’s Revealing Rants
Dan’s Duds
Lies You Can Believe
Three-quarter-truths This Time, We Promise
He might also call it IMAOpodcast.com, since heaven knows THAT one’s not being used.
Haha, so true.
-Fake but Accurate
-Damn You Charles!
-Insta-Anchor
He could also do some side jobs to pick up extra cash, like teaching people how to forge memos and great ways to sink a political career.
Whoops, maybe he better stick with his day job, lying like a rug.
Katie’s New Pimp, Register now.
Pimp My Blog
This Blog is thinner’ n turnip soup.
I’d Rather be a Saddamite
Juanita Who?
I’d Rather fight than switch
I’d Rather Not
60 Lies
Rather’s Believe It or Not
Official Journalist Suspenders Blog
It’s hard up in here for a Punk
How ’bout Rather Read IMAO
“Take A Memo” LOL
How ’bout “Kenneth’s Frequency”?
Dan the Man’s VBB (Viciously Bland Blog)
Commies R Us
SBS ( Solidly Behind Stupid)
Watergate Warrior (living in the past)
So many opportunities. so little time.