In Case Anyone Was Wondering

Contrary to rumors you may have read in the MSM, the 101st Fighting Keyboardists have no plans to institute any sort of draft, as voluntary enlistment quotas are currently being met and/or exceeded.

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  1. That’s not what I heard. My friend’s sister’s next-door-neighbor’s second cousin heard about someone drafted into the 101st Fighting Keyboardists to fight in Namibia. This is better sourced than most MSM reports, so I believe it!
    No blood for goats!

  2. I understand Charles Rangel is set to head out on the television talk circuit to promote his belief that there is a disproportionate quantity of black keyboardists in the 101st.

  3. As a member of the 101st Fighting Keyboardist I can saw with absolute clarity that I was drafted, right before I was undrafted. In fact it is seared into my memory that I was still upset about being drafted while I was stationed at an internet cafe in Cambodia on Christmas Day.
    On the plus side I got three Purple Wrist Medals from Carpal Tunnel Syndrome injuries sustained during battle with rabid leftists.

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