By a unanimous decision of me, today is Make the Mexican Do All the Work Day. Thus, RightWingDuck will have to write an In My World™, compose a filthy lie about Glenn Reynolds, snark a TV show, do a funny photoshop, write some self-deprectating Jewish humor, and do whatever is that spacemonkey does plus his HTML hacking (expect the site to be down for periods at a time unrealted to Saudis).
Wish Ducky luck, and he just might earn his $1.75 an hour.
I say that the Mexican immigrants just have their days mixed up. They meant to take this Friday off for Cinco de Mayo but their inefficiency of the English language means that they confused the English “1” with the Spanish “5”.
Simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
So where’s teh funny? RWD is slacking! I say we reduce his pay by at least a half for every minute more he doesn’t post something at an 8 or above on the Franken scale. We might have some trouble with Zeno’s paradox is he doesn’t get to blogging soon, so that will be just one more thing to blame on the Mexicans.
Go Ducky! Andale! Andale!! Arriba! Arriba!!
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Dior hit mainstream thanks in large part to Sex and the City, and now you can’t turn on the TV or walk down the street of any major city without seeing or hearing Dior. Here are my picks for the hottest Dior on the market.
1) Dior Pure Poison Eau de Parfum Spray
A true Dior girl has this gorgeous floral scent. It’s one of the best Dior fragrances.
2) Christian Dior Women’s Diorific Watch
Dior watches are so very luxurious, and this Diorific watch with a polished steel bracelet is the ultimate in chic.
3) Christian Dior Logo Small Messenger Bag
Not into carrying a purse? No problem, a Dior messenger bag gives you more room, and a more casual feel.
4) Christian Dior Dior handbag Logo Saddle Pouch Black
The Dior saddlebag is one of the most sought after bags on the market. The shape is so unique and the fabrics that are used make it great for day or night. This one in black will look nice with jeans and a t-shirt, or with a great date outfit.
5) Christian Dior Pink Monogram Bag
If I could have only one bag, and no others, it would be this one. It’s completely classy, totally business-y, and something that really belongs in Times Square in NYC.
6) Christian Dior Ruthenium Sunglasses
These sunglasses are so cool – the colors are pretty and vibrant and are certainly attention getting. Be a fashionista with these in purple.
7) Christian Dior Women’s Belt
This belt is such a great way to show your designer savvy at a reasonable price (for designer goods). You can pair this with a great pair of darkwash denim jeans, and make it the center of attention.
8) Christian Dior Black Double Saddle Bag
If the saddlebag is a little too funky for you, and the business bag isn’t your style, this double saddlebag is a little more traditional in shape and style.
9) Christian Dior Leather Snap Front Wallet
This is a really classy and elegant wallet. Glossy and black, it will fit in perfectly with a black saddlebag.
10) Christian Dior Wool Neck Warmer
I love this neck warmer not only because it’s completely chic, but it provides an alternative for the oh-so-trendy poncho, it’s pretty and the color with go with just about any coat.
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OK, so Friday is Cinco de Mayo, when mexicans celebrate the anniversary of emerging victorious against the French. Big f**king deal. Who hasn’t emerged victorious against the French?
The secret is out. The duck is the only real worker at IMAO. This does not surprise me as His Royal Downeyness is all seeing, all knowing,and all that and a bag of Doritos.
It was only a matter of time before the Emperior would take over. Viva el Ducky, Viva, el Ducky.
I’m Spartacus!
Oh. Wait. I’m a little… late with that.
Oops.
Poor RWD…it’s been a long day for the little trooper!