(A Filthy Lie)
On Tuesday, June 6th of this year, the date will be 6-6-6, which means nothing to atheists like myself, but for Christians it has some evil, Satanic connotations.
And since Evil Glenn is Satan’s #1 fan, ya gotta figure he’s got some kind of celebratory activities planned.
My guesses:
- Undo his comb-over so that the 666 tattoo on his scalp is clearly visible.
- Invite Michelle Malkin over for minced-kitten brownies & puppy shakes.
- Make up a Rocky-Horror-style script of things to yell at the screen while watching “The Omen“.
- Yes, that will include some made-up songs where he robot-dances in a black teddy & stockings.
- Hold a hobo-murderthon to raise money for Soldier’s Angels. Recommended donation – a buck a bum.
- Launch doomsday missile while shrieking insane laughter.
- Direct the remake of Serenity with a politically correct script.
MAL: “I aim to misbehave.”
ZOE: “But Mal! You might hurt someone’s feelings!”
MAL: “Didn’t think about that. I better put myself in time-out until I calm down a mite. - Go to a local park and blow up 62 hobos with illegal fireworks. If caught, claim that it was a celebration of the 62nd anniversary of D-Day.
- Sign up for classes to get his doctorate in Mad Science.
- Set off Cthulhu‘s alarm clock so that he’ll be dead but awake.
- THAT’LL show that stupid, lazy elder-God.
- On-line Ouija board marathon!.
- Smugly admit to Frank J. that HE’S the one who’s been re-programming his fruit-picking robots to turn on their human masters.
- Pilfer the demon currently possessing Helen Thomas for his own personal use.
- Just give up and let the voices in his head take over.
And through it all, you can bet there’ll be only one song playing on his iPod… over and over and over…