I’ve been thinking about it, and I’m pretty sure Kos is the next Hitler. He just put a book out of his crazy beliefs – much like Hitler did. Kos is angry all the time – just like angry ‘ole Hitler – and has a fanatical following of other angry nutsos. You know it’s only a matter of time before he calls for violence against his “enemies” such as poor Joe Lieberman and the “neocons” he is convinced are destroying society.
Yep, Kos is the next Hitler, alright. We better keep an eye on him. I bet the Holocaust could have been prevented if someone had just punched Adolph in his dumb monkey face before he got too crazy.
Yeah, but then you realize that Hitler liked women, and the analogy falls apart….
Sweet! Please, oh Please send Rumsfeld & Chomps to Yearly Kos next! Harry Reid, Wesley Clark, Joe Wilson and oh so many more!
Then again, his paramour is Steve Braun, so that part of the analogy may still hold up.
I thought FOX was going to do Third Reich Idol to choose the next Hitler.
Remember how irate all of you got when poeple compared Bush to Hitler????
But I guess it is okay for you to compare others to Hitler… After all it is just satire right???
Wackadoo,
When someone is obviously the next Hitler, isn’t it my duty to point it out?
Bush: No book of kooky beliefs… or any book for that matter.
Hitler had a book. Kos has a book.
Bush: Not angry except when you kill 3000 of his peeps…
Hitler was constantly angry, Kos seems constantly angry.
Bush: has a following, but it’s getting less fanatical by the minute.
Hitler had the SA, SS, Hilter Youth, etc… Kos has his Koslings.
All Kos needs is the ‘stache and a hatred of Jews and he’s there. Bush, on the other hand, has a long way to get even close.
Last but not least, it’s time we conservatives enjoyed the doulble standard that liberals have had from the word go.
Frank j…
If Kos really is the next Hitler then it will require more than a punch in his dumb monkey face. A bullet between the eyes will save a lot of headache down the road..
Just don’t let the BBC get a hold of a video of the execution..
Wackadoo,
You underestimate the awesome power of the punch to the dumb monkey face.
Kos does kinda look like a dumb monkey and could probably use a good punchin’ anyway…..
Especially after watching that spooky campaign commercial he was in..
Not the next Holocaust… a hollow Kos.
FrankJ – I think you are definitely onto something. Does Kos favor McFascist or Socialist? Either way we still get to punch him.
He does have a book coming out describing his struggles, I believe it is called “Mein Couch”
He does have a book coming out describing his struggles, I believe it is called “Mein Comforter”
Master Shake,
There was an article just this week suggesting that Hitler did not really like women-maybe Moulitsas is Hitler, or his clone.
Bring on the clones.
Hmmm. Is Kos from Brazil?
I’ve been thinking about it, and I’m pretty sure FrankJ is the next Saddam.
Saddam was not very funny. Neither is FrankJ.
Saddam liked to talk about hurting people he didn’t know (Israelis, Iranians, etc.) FrankJ likes to talk about hurting people he doesn’t know.
Saddam liked to play dress-up with uniforms and weapons, even though he wasn’t a real solider. FrankJ likes to play dress-up with uniforms and weapons even though he isn’t a real solider.
Saddam realized his dream early in his life — to become the leader of Iraq.
FrankJ realized his dream early in life — to become a successful blogger well-known for his biting political satire, who doesn’t need to beg his site’s few vistors to come to his site more often.
Oops. That last point has not come true yet, has it FrankJ?
Well, I guess you are no Saddam.
Keep trying.
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
Kos is obviously not Hitler. I mean, he doesn’t even have a moustache. You have to have a mustache to be a dictator. It’s some kind of U.N. regulation.
Hmmmmm, like Saddamned, Frank tells us when to laugh and we do. Frank talks about hurting people and weapons, try getting between him and a loved one. Oh, and Frank got rid of his tip jar before the group blog started. No hits equals no ads, and Franks day job makes workplace blogging doubly lucrative, saving home time to be loving and loved by the great SarahK. Hmmmmmm, we are all just losers compared to that life.
Yeah, but was Saddam’s wife a lazy hypochondriac?
So…Kos is like Hitler and he’s a monkey-faced liberal. If you can find some connection to Haliburton, we can take to calling Kos the next Chimpy McHitlerburton. Awesome!
Chavez doesn’t have a moustache. So, you see — there is no inflexible one-moustache-per-dictator rule.
And Kos looks Brazilian to me.
P.
Proving our point again? We get upset when people call Bush, Hitler, so it just follows that we (who know what it feels like to have our leaders slandered) would refrain from such adolescent behavior.
Guess again. It is always better to teach by experience. We want those who slander our leaders to understand exactly how it feels to have their “sacred cows” skewered in the same way. Thats learning by experience and it usually stays with someone a lot longer than by example alone.
One man’s joke is another man’s offensive remark, eh what?
seanmahair:
“eh what?”
Interesting. That was exactly my response to your comment.
I think you are trying to say something about how great it is to compare Kos to Hitler since monkey faced liberals like me compare Bush to Hitler.
Ignoring the fact that I do not think Bush is very much like Hitler (Hitler was much more intelligent, for one thing), I really don’t care if FrankJ compares Kos to Hitler. If he does it though one might hope that he eithier makes an interresting point or is funny. He fails in both regards here.
Can you rewriting your post again, so that your point (if you have one) is a bit more clear?
Thanks,
Monkey Faced Liberal
They keep talking revolution but I keep thinking “We’ve got all the guns!”, and then I relax with a frosty adult beverage.