Iran will talk, but they say they won’t give up their “nuclear rights.” What? First, it was a “right” to free healthcare and now it’s a “right” to nuclear missiles. Stupid liberals. They’re going to get us all nuked and then we’ll have to wait two weeks for a doctor to see us about our horrible radioactive mutations.
But it will be “free.”
Speaking of nukes, North Korea wants to talk to us still, but no one cares. Come on, Norks, you’re a bunch of starving people without oil who may have a couple nukes which, if the wind helps, might reach Seoul. You’re just not a priority right now. Stand in line, and we’ll worry about you after we knock down a few other problems first.
Some Marines may have massacred civilians at Haditha, so now everyone is getting “values training.” Oy. I had the “Don’t Indiscriminately Kill Children” training at work, and it was really boring. I completely zoned out after about ten minutes of it. I didn’t get a thing out of it, and, if you asked me when it’s appropriate to open fire on children, I honestly don’t know.
And don’t care.
BTW, just a point of order on some terminology for the Marines in the audience (you there, Joe foo’?). Now, if you say someone is a Marine, I assume he’s either active duty or in the reserves. So, is the term for a retired Marine “former Marine”? And the term for Murtha would be “ex-Marine,” right?
A double-amputee Iraq-war vet is suing Michael Moore for using a clip of him in Fahrenheit 9/11 to make him look anti-war when he isn’t (I can just hear liberal now saying, “Of course he’s pro-war… now. He lost two arms so he knows they won’t send him back. Chickenhawk!”). This may wound Moore, but I think what really needs to be done is a class-action lawsuit against Moore for being so fat and ugly. Is there anyone nearly as fat and ugly as Moore that we’re forced to see so much on TV and in the news? I know it’s caused me mental duress.
Yes, and now I can hear some liberals saying, “You’re just focusing on his appearance to dodge having to deal with the salient issues he brings up!” And you’re dodging the issue that he’s fat and ugly, which I know you have no defense against.
Senator Harry Reid says he will no longer take free boxing tickets. Thus, the world is once again safe for democracy. I’m sorry, but it was just hard for me to care about this issue. When I was less-disillusioned and more partisan, if I heard that Sen. Reid accepted free ringside seats to boxing matches from a Nevada agency trying to influence him on federal boxing legislation, my first reaction would have been, “STONE HIM!!!” This time, it was, “So, were the fights any good?”
BTW, one thing I like about boxing is that it’s the purest of sports. The game is simply to hit the other guy over and over until he stops trying to get up.
But, if there is no knockout, then it goes to the judges and becomes no more of sport than figure skating. I’m sorry, if you need a panel to tell you who won, then that is not a sport. And you know the French judge is going to give both the boxers low scores since he finds violence so abhorrent. Someone should punch him.
Kos has picked who he thinks will be the GOP’s strongest candidate for 2008: Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee. Memorial services for Huckabee will be held at 3pm today.
Why do we pay Kos any attention? Not only is he a despicable human being, he’s yet to successfully help any candidate win office. He may have a lot of fringe nuts behind him, but they’re still fringe nuts. Yes, the Democrats do pay him attention as his approval does mean fund-raising, but how long can they tell him they like him while patting him on the head with a ten foot poll before he freaks out on them?
Batwoman is now going to be a lesbian. I’m not a comic reader, so I’m not sure how big a deal it is for there to be gay superheroes. I mean, Aquaman has been around since the 40’s. Still, I guess the controversy is they’re taking an established character and now making her gay. What’s next? Gay Superman? The Amazingly Queer Spiderman? A scandal at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters where boys say that Charles Xavier had been touching them with his mind… inappropriately?
Of course, with all those flamboyant costumes, I bet a lot of people already assumed most superheroes are gay.
BTW, I sent out a newsletter last night which everyone who signed up should have gotten this morning. Yeah, I’m still doing that. It’s not yet another thing in the graveyard of abandoned Frank J. ideas.
And, as I pimped it in the newsletter, I’m going to pimp it again now since I’m hoping they’ll publish me: Jim Baen’s Universe, the new SF magazine premiers today. I’ve only had a chance so far to read one thing on it which was an article about an SF writer’s attempts to get his stories to film without the studio execs butchering everything (especially the science part of science fiction). It was pretty funny while giving one a good look into why studios put out so much crap these days.
Then again, you give me a movie with Wolverine running around cutting people and I’m entertained.
So, if you like stories and cool articles, check out Jim Baen’s Universe (there’s plenty to view for free):
Baen has been giving out lots of reading material for free on the internet for some time. It’s sort of a drug-dealer model: first sample is free, and then you have to pay for it. It worked on my brother, the poor SF reading foo’.
He’s a Marine — neither former nor ex.
And a geek.
Batwoman is going to be a lesbian? Was she recruited from a college basketball team or is she retiring from the LPGA? “Yikes, Batman…she’s…uh…it’s…um…Batperson”
“Former Marine” is usually used for anyone who has served, whether for 20 years or 180 days.
Murtha is not a Marine. Marines don’t throw their buddies under a bus. I believe the appropriate term is “coward.”
Julie the Jarhead
“Once a Marine, always a Marine,” so says my Marine dad. Until you open your cranky geriatric conresspuke mouth and spew your bile on the Corps. then you’re just another congresspuke has-been.
I’m pretty sure Batman is gay. Why else would he be living with his boy-wonder, a lithe young lad, named Robin, no less. What about Wonder Woman? The original amazon.
And you’re dodging the issue that he’s fat and ugly
and stupid and dishonest. He dresses funny, too, and he doesn’t know how to shave. To top it off, I’ll bet he smells like a fresh heap of manure.
Some Marines may have massacred civilians at Haditha, so now everyone is getting “values training.” Oy. I had the “Don’t Indiscriminately Kill Children” training at work, and it was really boring. I completely zoned out after about ten minutes of it. I didn’t get a thing out of it, and, if you asked me when it’s appropriate to open fire on children, I honestly don’t know.
And don’t care.
I think if the Marines did something against standing orders they should be taken car of via military, the media shouldn’t be involved. What about Vietnam when the enemy used women and kids to kill our men? I know we should be above that and I feel we are, but let our men fight the way they have to too win. My Step dad is a Marine and I think once a Marine always a Marine. It is appropriate to open fire when your life is in danger, or the lives of your felloe Marines.
Nate
I grew up as a lad reading all those comic books and I was innocent and untarnished…now I’ve been sullied and I have no superheros left! It’s been a long day for the little trooper…
Batwoman a lesbian? As if anyone under age 70 (when’s the last time Batwoman was a significant member of Bats’ family?) cares. BTW, the Astro City answer to Batwoman, Flying Fox, is a butch, open lesbian in her secret ID.
“A scandal at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters where boys say that Charles Xavier had been touching them with his mind… inappropriately?”
Actually, they’ve done that one.
Also, the Wonder Woman bit. No men on Paradise island and all.
Yeah, I’m a fanboygeek.
Once a Marine always a Marine
Oh and how does it work that in the Batman Beyond seris the person who was Batwoman is married, TO A MAN. I think the people who work at DC, and Marvel have disfunctional memories.
After “Starship Troopers”, how is it that any SF writer would want to get his book made into a movie? WHAT was Virginia thinking? My favorite book, worst movie ever. Of course they made a sequel. Went straight to video I understand.
Does anybody notice how just about every comment has something to do with gay batgirl? No one talks about the serious issues brought up in this post like Iran, North Korea…and boxing.
From a legal perspective Michael Moore is not worried about the pending lawsuit. He was quoted as saying that the plaintiff doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
//Of course, with all those flamboyant costumes, I bet a lot of people already assumed most superheroes are gay.//
WRONG!! You’re wrong Frank and here’s why…spandex cuts down on wind resistance. In a truly perfect superhero world Our Benevolent Overlord Kal El would be able to rescue misbehaving concubines in his skivvies, but so far that is still inappropriate SO for superheros that fly, a spandex costume that draws attention away from his looks is a must.
The Batgirl thing…that’s retarded…why does a person’s method of achieving orgasm have to be the center of their personality. That is an obsessive compulsive issue, friends.
I like the idea of throwing rocks at stupid government officials, but not to death, just enough to get them to rethink the next time they get offered a bribe.
Batwoman is going to be a lesbian? Was she recruited from a college basketball team or is she retiring from the LPGA? “Yikes, Batman…she’s…uh…it’s…um…Batperson”
“Former Marine” is usually used for anyone who has served, whether for 20 years or 180 days.
Murtha is not a Marine. Marines don’t throw their buddies under a bus. I believe the appropriate term is “coward.”
Julie the Jarhead
“Once a Marine, always a Marine,” so says my Marine dad. Until you open your cranky geriatric conresspuke mouth and spew your bile on the Corps. then you’re just another congresspuke has-been.
I’m pretty sure Batman is gay. Why else would he be living with his boy-wonder, a lithe young lad, named Robin, no less. What about Wonder Woman? The original amazon.
And you’re dodging the issue that he’s fat and ugly
and stupid and dishonest. He dresses funny, too, and he doesn’t know how to shave. To top it off, I’ll bet he smells like a fresh heap of manure.
And don’t care.
I think if the Marines did something against standing orders they should be taken car of via military, the media shouldn’t be involved. What about Vietnam when the enemy used women and kids to kill our men? I know we should be above that and I feel we are, but let our men fight the way they have to too win. My Step dad is a Marine and I think once a Marine always a Marine. It is appropriate to open fire when your life is in danger, or the lives of your felloe Marines.
Nate
Suuure, Batwoman is the first gay in the bat family.
True PaleoMedic, Wonder Woman loves to be in bondage
I grew up as a lad reading all those comic books and I was innocent and untarnished…now I’ve been sullied and I have no superheros left! It’s been a long day for the little trooper…
Batwoman a lesbian? As if anyone under age 70 (when’s the last time Batwoman was a significant member of Bats’ family?) cares. BTW, the Astro City answer to Batwoman, Flying Fox, is a butch, open lesbian in her secret ID.
Do you think Batwoman and Wonder Woman will be a couple?
“A scandal at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters where boys say that Charles Xavier had been touching them with his mind… inappropriately?”
Actually, they’ve done that one.
Also, the Wonder Woman bit. No men on Paradise island and all.
Yeah, I’m a fanboygeek.
Once a Marine always a Marine
Oh and how does it work that in the Batman Beyond seris the person who was Batwoman is married, TO A MAN. I think the people who work at DC, and Marvel have disfunctional memories.
Gunny,
That was Batgirl, a completely different character (I think).
After “Starship Troopers”, how is it that any SF writer would want to get his book made into a movie? WHAT was Virginia thinking? My favorite book, worst movie ever. Of course they made a sequel. Went straight to video I understand.
Frank J, Spider-Man has a hyphen.
sigh
Does anybody notice how just about every comment has something to do with gay batgirl? No one talks about the serious issues brought up in this post like Iran, North Korea…and boxing.
From a legal perspective Michael Moore is not worried about the pending lawsuit. He was quoted as saying that the plaintiff doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
//Of course, with all those flamboyant costumes, I bet a lot of people already assumed most superheroes are gay.//
WRONG!! You’re wrong Frank and here’s why…spandex cuts down on wind resistance. In a truly perfect superhero world Our Benevolent Overlord Kal El would be able to rescue misbehaving concubines in his skivvies, but so far that is still inappropriate SO for superheros that fly, a spandex costume that draws attention away from his looks is a must.
The Batgirl thing…that’s retarded…why does a person’s method of achieving orgasm have to be the center of their personality. That is an obsessive compulsive issue, friends.
I like the idea of throwing rocks at stupid government officials, but not to death, just enough to get them to rethink the next time they get offered a bribe.