Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Sure, some of the IMAO bloggers have cats, but we all know that I’m the least-funny of the IMAO bloggers, so I’m the one who’s stuck to resorting to cat photos and fart jokes.
Anyway, it’s time for Edloe the Grumpus:
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Edloe is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
You can find more examples of Friday catblogging by searching a blog search engine such as Technorati for “catblogging.”
You can also find a roundup of catblogging posts at The Friday Ark, located at The Modulator blog. Then, when the weekend is nearly over, head over to The Carnival of the Cats for more kitty goodness. There’s also a Flikr Group called Furry Friday.
Add to that Weekend Catblogging at Eatstuff.
Anybody I miss?
“Senator Specter, kiss my furry ass.”
Speaking of fart jokes…it kinda looks like Edloe is trying to work up a good one. I can’t believe I’m commenting on a catblog.
That picture has some rather disgusting phallic overtones. Is that even allowed here?
Are you confessing that your penis is long, black, stiff, horribly thin, and USB-powered?
Edloe is obviously watching Senator Kerry on TV. Notice the way Edloe has pushed himself as far back into the chair as he can to get away. Edloe is also saying that if this dufus doesn’t shut up soon, I’m goiong to stick my kitty peter into this electic thingy here and end it all…
And covered with a lime green sock.
Oh wait! I loaned that to Superman.
or “if he doesn’t shut up soon, I’m going to shove this electric thingy here up my ass!” “If I’m going to hurt this much, I’m going to do it to myself!”
Check! Check! Check!
Is this thing plugged in?
How many moonbats does it take to cut and run?
Depends on how many of them ate lentils for lunch!
(Rim shot)
Sank you. I’ll be here all ze veek.
“Is this thing on…. okay… 1… 2… 3… And now, more Fun Facts About Harvey…”
Geez Simon, how many friggin’ cats do you have? Do you issue gas masks to people when the enter your house? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Edloe just can’t stop looking at his Peoples’ Choice Award.
Edloe’s first experiences with massive amplification were traumatic, but now he has figured out how to dominate all the other cats by hissing a and spitting into the microphone. Once Edloe got so carried away the neighbors contacted the police. The police were not at all amused to find that the terrifying wild animal was just a little pussy miked through a guitar amp.
Edloe was reluctant to breathe into the catnip-a-lyzer, as he already had three DUI convictions.
Prevented from ordering pay-per-view porn by the retinal scanner, Edloe ponders which of Laurence’s possessions to urinate on first….
You missed Kittyporn.org and Stuff On My Cat.