“This is like complaining that your car lacks a mizzenmast and tends to take on water in heavy seas”. UMM…I have always tended to be a car enthusiast…I sold cars for a number of years as a youth…have raced them in autocross races…have been a subscriber to Car and Driver for 30 years. I have no f***ing idea what this twit is talking about! I know it’s not about cars…but it’s also not about writing!
USSJC, its a simile (a figure of speech comparing two unlike things that is often introduced by like or as (as in cheeks like roses)). The Price is comparing Rosen’s complaints about Reynolds to complaining about a car not having the capabilities of a ship (a mizzenmast is the mast aft of the main sail).
It has occurred to me that one of the most salient facets of the left is that they are scared to death.
They are shaking in their boots over:
Glen Reynolds
God
Blogs
Children who reference God
Ann Coulter
Any mention of God( or any other character named in the Bible- like say, David)
Freedom
Free Speech
Freedom of Religion
Democracy
……ad infinitum
They however don’t seem to be afraid of:
Rapists
Molesters
Terrorists (eco and political)
Illegal aliens
Taxes
Big Government
Communists
or even horror of horrors The Dixie Chunks…, sorry I mean Chicks.
These people don’t even inhabit the same galaxy as I do. I wish they’d go back to whatever backwater universe they came from and leave the rest of us alone.
Seanmahair:
In my case, you are right. We do not inhabit the same galaxy.
Maybe sometime you can join me in my universe. It is called “reality.”
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. I must admit, I am a bit afraid of Ann Coulter. Have seen her elbows? She could take an eye out with one of those!
Can someone get her a vegiburger? She needs to eat!
Besides,
Why should I fear rapists? I’m so flthy and disease-ridden that no one will even come into my basement, let alone rape me.
Why should I fear child molesters? I’m not a child (physically – mentally is another story). Plus, I would not want to be Islamophobic and oppose pedophilia.
Why should I fear terrorists? I pay the jizya and wear my “special” clothing. Plus, living in a basement keeps me safe.
Why should I fear illegal aliens? Yo quiero Taco Bell! See, I’m ready for the reconquista.
Why should I fear taxes? I don’t pay them. Hell, I get free money from you working simps in the earned income tax credit.
Why should I fear big government? They give me free money and free medical care. Plus, when Democrats are in power we get to sic the IRS on you!
Why should I fear communists? They made me what I am today!
All right, you got me with the Dixie Chicks. That little one is downright scary.
Hail Satan,
Monkey Faced Liberal
Monkey, can you kindly leave the rest of us here in reality out of your S&M fetishes? I don’t care what kind of kink you’re into yourself, but I’d prefer not to know or be involved.
Do not be fooled by the inferior rantings of the imposter.
I am the true Monkey Faced Liberal.
My face has the bruises from the punching.
Hail Satan,
Monkey Faced Liberal
“This is like complaining that your car lacks a mizzenmast and tends to take on water in heavy seas”. UMM…I have always tended to be a car enthusiast…I sold cars for a number of years as a youth…have raced them in autocross races…have been a subscriber to Car and Driver for 30 years. I have no f***ing idea what this twit is talking about! I know it’s not about cars…but it’s also not about writing!
USSJC, its a simile (a figure of speech comparing two unlike things that is often introduced by like or as (as in cheeks like roses)). The Price is comparing Rosen’s complaints about Reynolds to complaining about a car not having the capabilities of a ship (a mizzenmast is the mast aft of the main sail).
“I am so smart! S-M-R-T!”
/Homer
It has occurred to me that one of the most salient facets of the left is that they are scared to death.
They are shaking in their boots over:
Glen Reynolds
God
Blogs
Children who reference God
Ann Coulter
Any mention of God( or any other character named in the Bible- like say, David)
Freedom
Free Speech
Freedom of Religion
Democracy
……ad infinitum
They however don’t seem to be afraid of:
Rapists
Molesters
Terrorists (eco and political)
Illegal aliens
Taxes
Big Government
Communists
or even horror of horrors The Dixie Chunks…, sorry I mean Chicks.
These people don’t even inhabit the same galaxy as I do. I wish they’d go back to whatever backwater universe they came from and leave the rest of us alone.
Seanmahair:
In my case, you are right. We do not inhabit the same galaxy.
Maybe sometime you can join me in my universe. It is called “reality.”
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. I must admit, I am a bit afraid of Ann Coulter. Have seen her elbows? She could take an eye out with one of those!
Can someone get her a vegiburger? She needs to eat!
Besides,
Why should I fear rapists? I’m so flthy and disease-ridden that no one will even come into my basement, let alone rape me.
Why should I fear child molesters? I’m not a child (physically – mentally is another story). Plus, I would not want to be Islamophobic and oppose pedophilia.
Why should I fear terrorists? I pay the jizya and wear my “special” clothing. Plus, living in a basement keeps me safe.
Why should I fear illegal aliens? Yo quiero Taco Bell! See, I’m ready for the reconquista.
Why should I fear taxes? I don’t pay them. Hell, I get free money from you working simps in the earned income tax credit.
Why should I fear big government? They give me free money and free medical care. Plus, when Democrats are in power we get to sic the IRS on you!
Why should I fear communists? They made me what I am today!
All right, you got me with the Dixie Chicks. That little one is downright scary.
Hail Satan,
Monkey Faced Liberal
Monkey, can you kindly leave the rest of us here in reality out of your S&M fetishes? I don’t care what kind of kink you’re into yourself, but I’d prefer not to know or be involved.
The one truth from MFL is that he is afraid of a 98 lb woman. I bet she would kick your ass.
The more I read from MFL, the more I think that he’s actually a conservative trying to make liberals look bad.
Do not be fooled by the inferior rantings of the imposter.
I am the true Monkey Faced Liberal.
My face has the bruises from the punching.
Hail Satan,
Monkey Faced Liberal