But this better work this time, or we could just encourage the poofy-haired to unleash more poofy-haired threats.
But shooting down North Korea’s test missiles would be so cool. If it happens, Bush should immediately hold a press conference which should consist solely of a Nelsonian, “Haw haw!”
Hey, maybe now Murtha’s plan to relocate to Okinawa might actually seem slightly sane!
Ya know, if they’d have let Reagan build his SDI, we probably wouldn’t have this problem now.
Or shoot them down with LASERs mounted on ever-circling stealth bombers! Get me that old Popular Science magazine, quick!
Or better yet, frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!
Yeah! Tell Kim we’ve got sharks with frickin’ laser beams between here and there!
I have a feeling, based on previous anti-missile attempts (which, by the way, were our own union-built missiles which should be more predictable), there will be a Kia-shaped lump of crushed metal in the middle of Pike Place Market by the end of the week.
Why doesn’t the CIA just drop a nuke on their missle site now, and then we can say…oh my, their super duper missle must have been screwed up and went off by accident? Oh yeah, wouldn’t work… the NYT leak central newspaper would already know we were planning that.
On February 17, 1950, James Paul Warburg confidently declared to the United States Senate: “We shall have World Government, whether or not we like it. The only question is whether World Government will be achieved by conquest or consent.”
James Paul Warburg (1896-1969) was the son of Paul Moritz Warburg, nephew of Felix Warburg and of Jacob Schiff, both of Kuhn, Loeb & Company which financed the Russian Revolution through James’ brother Max, banker to the government of Germany. A world government is a world without borders, national sovereignty, constitutions, privacy, autonomy, individual liberties, religious freedoms, private property, the right to bear arms, the rights of marriage and family and a dramatic population reduction (two thirds). A world government establishes a slave/master environment wherein the state controls everything.
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Bilderberg expects interest rates to rise and many Americans to lose their
homes in the months ahead. Meanwhile, they hope they can pressure President Bush to refrain from an all-out invasion of Iran while maintaining oil prices at their current record-high levels of about $70 a barrel.
Timothy Geithner, president of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, predicted rising interest rates and difficulties for families that have obtained adjustable rate mortgages, or “variable” interest rates. Many are likely to lose their homes as rising home mortgage rates add hundreds of dollars to their monthly payments, he said. While most listened solemnly and some expressed concern, one was heard to say, “stupid Americans deserve their fate.”
Many Americans, especially young families, have been buying expensive homes at low but “variable” interest rates. Others have been paying just the interest owed on their homes and not the principal. They are the most vulnerable, Geithner said. Some have paid little or nothing down. Some institutions “lend” buyers the down payment.
When home construction peaks and prices start downward, many will find they owe more on their home than it is worth in the marketplace. They will also find their mortgage–even “interest-only” payments–are unaffordable.
The banks will get the homes back and sell them again.
Again, the term “stupid Americans” was heard among clucks of sympathy or silent indifference. According to one source, no concern was expressed by Allan Hubbard, assistant to President Bush for economic policy.
European Bilderbergers said they would have no part in an invasion of Iran, something Bush says is an “option on the table.” Although NATO is helping by adding 9,000 troops in Afghanistan, expect no help if Iran is invaded, they said. “We will not help you fight a war for Israel,” one said.
Several noted that Israel has had nuclear weapons since at least 1963 and has never signed on to the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty, so no international inspections are conducted. It was the late George Ball, a charter member of Bilderberg who was No. 2 man in the State Department under presidents John Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson, who first revealed that Israel has nuclear weapons.
“Is it not reasonable that Iran would need such a deterrence against Israel?” an unidentified Bilderberger was heard saying. “If you invade Iran, Israel is your only ally and good luck.” One suggested that “surgical strikes”–but no land invasion–may be tolerated but others said they would be ineffective.
Listeners to this dialogue included Eival Gildy of Israel, head of “coordination and strategy in the office of the prime minister,” and Ziad Abu Amr, member of the Palestinian Legislative Council, president of the Palestinian Council on Foreign Relations and professor of political science at Birzeit University. Ahmad Chalabi, former deputy prime minister of Iraq and one of the key sources of disinformation about Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction, was also present.
William Luti, special assistant to Bush for defense policy, and Richard Perle, former high Defense Department official and still a close adviser to Bush, responded that the United States is simply trying to stop the spread of nuclear weapons and make the world “safe.” But, said one European: “How ‘safe’ do you think the world will be if you invade Iran and Iran responds by firing missiles on your ally, Israel? Israel will nuke Iran in response and you will have your ‘proliferation.'”
Robert Zoellick, deputy secretary of state, said it would be necessary to keep the invasion “option” to pressure Iran into agreeing to abandon its nuclear weapons program.
“You’re wrong,” the European answered. “Iran simply refuses to be bullied by the United States. Save us a lot of trouble and forget about invading Iran.” The Americans remained silent.
Bilderberg’s mood was described as “uneasy” when it came to the issue of oil, a discussion followed closely by such oil-rich participants as banker David Rockefeller, Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands and Franco Bernabe, vice chairman of Rothschild Europe.
The “Latin American problem” mixed the issue of oil with Bilderberg’s scheme to expand NAFTA throughout the Western Hemisphere and have it evolve into an “American Union” patterned after the European Union. Hugo Chavez, head of Venezuela, is not only raising taxes on the extraction
of oil from his country, he is trying to establish a trade coalition with neighboring nations that would block the expansion of NAFTA by creating the Free Trade Area of the Americas.
Bilderberg’s consensus seemed to be to not force higher oil prices at the moment, but be content with the immense profits enjoyed now.
Chavez’s barrier to NAFTA expansion leaves them moody because establishing an “American Union” is a critical step toward Bilderberg’s goal of establishing the United Nations as a world government.
Enjoy it because when the time comes I am joining the French.
Here at &%$ headquarters we have great fun: We can watch the bombings in Iraq live and we can choose which mosque or road or family we are going to explode to bits next morning, we can even watch the world cup matches. What gave me the most pleasure was when we killed the dangerous Sérgio Vieira de Mello, who could bring the infamous portuguese language empire of the holy spirit, and blamed Ex-CIA agent Zarkaui. What I dread more is if the Iraqi police (ungrateful bastards) again arrests some of our black operationals who dress as natives and we will have to get help from the British to level the police station to free them.
Wow, where the hell did those preceding two moonbats fly in from?
Kim Jong Il: So, Hans Brix, what you think? George Bush he shoot down my Longdong2 wocket?
Hans Blix: It es hard to say, Mr. President.
Kim Jong Il: Is it weawy Hans Brix? It is hard to say yes or no?
Hans Blix: No. President for life, that es not vot I meant. Bush es a cowboy, he is hard to predict.
Kim Jong Il: Pwedictions? Pwedictions! I don’t need no stinkin’ pwedictions! I need answers Mr. Brix!
Hans Brix: Perhaps if you allowed some open inspections on your facilities to the U.N.
Kim Jong Il: Tink again, sauerkraut breath! Rook what happened to Saddam.
Hans Blix: Well, I do not sink the Americans want to show their cards, what if zey fail in their attempt?
Kim Jong Il: Maybe so, Brix. We shall see. Did you bling me those Ann Coulter pictures I asked you about?
Hans Blix: Ja, here ze are.
Kim Jong Il: Horeeee Moreeee! You may take your reave now Brix. Daddy has a wocket to raunch!