I’m sick with the flu today, so I’ll blog later.
I heard something about a “World Cup”; what in the world is that?

I’m sorry to have missed all of the celebrating this weekend for Frank J’s Four Years of Blogging. As someone who personally knows Frank J. I wanted to share some insights and observations of this amazing young man.
RWD’s Observations about Frank J.
Frank J is more than just a blog boss — he’s my token white friend.
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SarahK once wrote to me asking for advice on her potential marriage to Frank J. I gave her the best advice I could. She married him anyway.
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Frank once tried out for a professional basketball team. He almost made the starting squad — until they discovered he was male.
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I have top secret pictures of Mr. IMAO himself wearing –. An Aquaman Halloween costume.
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At least I hope it’s a Halloween costume.
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Mr. J came up with the idea of S.M.I.T.E. after getting hopelessly drunk on Juicy Juice.
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His wife won’t let him drink, so he had it coagulating by the radiator.
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The Puppy Blender in retaliation for his Puppy Blender nickname — gave Frank J a nickname that failed to stick.
J Frank.
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That’s why the Puppy Blender doesn’t write humor.
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Indeed.
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Frank LOVES the world cup games. Inspired by the most recent games, he’s always running towards stuff and then tripping at the last possible second.
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Little Known Fact: Some people call him Frank Pay-Lay.
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The name is not a reference to his love for soccer. It refers to his bachelor days.
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Frank is insanely obsessed with conservative cute Michelle Malkin. Which is silly, because Michelle likes ME best.
(HARVEY INTERRUPTS):
Harvey: No she likes ME best..
Spacemonkey: No — She likes ME!!!
Whatever.
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In lieu of paying his writers, Frank J. gave them the most valuable gift of all — WorldVision Sponsorship. Laurence Simon is hoping that one day soon — he too will be adopted.
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For just $1 a day, you can sponsor an IMAO humor writer.
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Congratulations to Frank J. for 4 years of humor writing.
Whenever I think of the humor of IMAO I remember the words of my beloved grandmother when she saw me reading MAD magazine. “What are you reading that @# for? Don’t you have anything better to do?”
Thanks to the IMAO readers for never having anything better to do.
Congratulations J. Frank.