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“This is happening too fast.”
Lulu appeared confused. “That won’t work as a motto.”
“You’re the one who didn’t want to spend too much time planning this, Charlene,” Bryce said. “Now we’ll have that hard drive and be back in Proserpine territory with plenty of time for you to get back to the stupid military if that’s what you want.”
Charlene checked her pistol and put it back in her toolbox. “Or we’ll be dead.”
Lulu wagged her finger at Charlene. “That’s not the spirit. See, that’s why I’m leader.”
Doug was even more worried than Charlene, but he kept his mouth shut. Being smuggled in the back of a truck to Asmod territory was a bit scary. They couldn’t see outside to know for certain they were actually going where the shifty people they paid said they’d be taken. All the four had was one light to see by and a number of crates to lean against while the ride seemed to hit every bump in the road. Taking it for granted that they were actually going to make it into Asmod territory and that they would be able to get into the military base and the research facility without getting shot, they didn’t have a way back home since their driver was going to leave as soon as they were dropped off. Bryce said not to worry, but Doug thought someone should worry about it. At least he was able to make a thermos of coffee before they left.
“Anyone want coffee to help calm down?”
“Caffeine is a stimulant; it won’t calm anyone down,” Charlene said.
Doug poured himself a cup. “It calms me down.” He took a sip and then scratched his side; the blue maintenance uniform he was wearing was itchy.
Charlene scratched as well. “Why couldn’t I wear a suit for this?”
Lulu posed in her brand new business suit. “Because you don’t have an air of authority like I do.”
“Your skirt is too short and you still have those stupid pigtails.”
“You can be cute and still have authority, Charlene!”
“Ladies, calm down.” Bryce was putting in the earpiece for their radios. “We need to keep our cool for this to work. Doug, you keep alternating between looking really confused and really scared; that’s not going to do it. I need your trademark blank stare for this.”
“I’ll try, but how are we even going to get into the military base?”
“That’s my problem. Just focus on your job. And what’s your job?”
“Carry my toolbox and follow Charlene.”
“And, if even the slightest thing goes wrong,” Charlene said, “take out a gun and start shooting.”
Lulu frowned. “You’re not going to be happy today unless you get to kill someone, are you?”
Charlene smiled. “Same as any other day.”

When the truck stopped, they were unceremoniously unloaded along with a couple crates in a back alley. Bryce then led them to the city street. It was a weird feeling being in another nation, but the place looked exactly the same as any city in Proserpine territory. There even some of the same restaurant chains.
“Here we go.” Bryce pointed to a military vehicle parked by a deli down the street.
When they reached the vehicle, two soldiers – a man and a woman – were coming out of the deli with bags in hand.
“You’re going to give us a ride to the Vera Research Facility.” Bryce flipped open his wallet and flipped it close just as quick. “We’re conducting a surprise security inspection.”
The soldiers did look quite surprised. “I’ll have to contact the base and clear this,” the man said.
Bryce frowned. “Chang, get down their names.”
Lulu walked forward while writing in a notepad. She looked to the male soldier’s name tag. “Anders…” Then the woman’s. ” Hill…”
“Make sure to note that they would actually warn of a surprise inspection… completely undermining government oversight of security procedures.” Bryce glared at the two soldiers. “I will see you executed for treason before this day is over!”
“Wait!” Anders shouted. “I just wanted to follow the rules and–”
“We’re from the government and we make the rules! Now take us to research facility before you impede us any further.”
Hill looked to Doug and Charlene. “Who are they?”
“Our technicians,” Bryce answered. “What is it of your concern? Why are you trying to learn the details of this surprise inspection? What are your intentions?”
Lulu began writing in her notepad again. Hill looked terrified. “I won’t ask anymore questions! I’m sorry!”
Anders opened the door to the rear of the truck. “Why don’t we just get going? We’ll do whatever we can to help.”
“You’ll do nothing!” Bryce shouted. He led his group into the rear of the truck while Anders and Hill got in the front carry their bags from the deli.
Anders got the truck on the road. “We were just picking up lunch for everyone; please don’t charge us with treason or anything.”
“I guess you were acting out of ignorance of security details, but that in itself is damning.” Bryce looked to Lulu. “What do you think, Chang?”
“I don’t know. What did they get for us to eat?”
“Well… we didn’t know you were going to be here,” Hill said.
Lulu started writing in her notepad while Bryce looked ready to explode in anger. “You know at any time there could be a surprise inspection!” Bryce shouted. “I could only assume that the reason you would not have lunch for us is out of sheer contempt for the Asmod government and its officials!”
Anders almost lost control of the vehicle. “You can have my sandwich!”
“What kind is it?”
“Ham.”
Bryce carefully considered it. “Fine. That will do.”
Lulu grabbed Hill by the shoulder. “I’m watching my figure so I want a salad.”
“You can have mine!” Hill handed over a salad in a plastic container and Anders sandwich.
During the rest of the trip, Bryce and Lulu ate the soldiers’ lunch while Doug and Charlene just sat quietly. Doug was too nervous to eat, and he assumed Charlene was just too businesslike to eat while on a mission. They soon reached the military base and found themselves surrounded by armed soldiers on all sides. The research facility was at the heart of the base. So there they were, surrounded by an enemy army, with only Bryce’s quick-talking protecting them.
Doug took some consolation in the fact that the two soldiers who drove them there currently looked more scared than he felt.
They walked towards the large research facility in front of them. “So you intimidated some grunts,” Charlene said to Bryce and Lulu, “Do you really think you’re going to be able to fool the officials running this heavily secured building?”
Bryce smiled. “You do your job, I’ll do mine, and everything will turn out just fine.”
Lulu scribbled in her notepad. “Now that could be our motto!”
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