An Embryo Of Truth

If embryos aren’t people,
then why don’t vegetarians eat eggs?

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  1. Spacemonkey:
    Most “vegetarians” in the U.S. DO eat eggs.
    From
    http://www.veggieplace.com/veggies/articles.asp?cid=222
    “Strict vegetarians or vegans eat no animal products including meat, poultry, fish, eggs, milk, cheese and other dairy products. Many vegans also exclude byproducts like honey and gelatin from their diets.
    * Lactovegetarians don’t eat meat, poultry, fish and eggs, but include dairy products.
    * Lacto-ovovegetarians exclude meat, poultry and fish, but include eggs and dairy products in their diets. This is the category most vegetarians in America fall under.”
    I am an idiot.
    Peace,
    Monkey Faced Liberal

  2. Spacemonkey:
    I call you on your BS, and you rewrite my comment?
    For a bunch of tough guys with guns, you really can’t take any teasing, can you?
    Peace,
    Monkey Faced Liberal

  3. I think it has to do with the way liberals can’t stand to see a poor, innocent chicken die. However, they love to murder as many innocent, human children as possible and call it a “choice”.

  4. Spacemonkey:
    Why am I not suprised to learn that you think it is “pathetic” to know stuff?
    And, to be honest, I didn’t “know it”. Being the hippie I am, some of my friends are vegetarians, and I knew that they often ate eggs.
    So I looked it up.
    You might want to try looking up things in the future as well, before making dumb-ass comments about things you don’t know anything about.
    Oh yeah. You think it is pathetic to know stuff.
    Sorry, I forgot.
    Peace,
    Monkey Faced Liberal

  5. Master Shake:
    Ah, actually, he is wrong, since if you read my post, you will see that MOST VEGETARIANS EAT EGGS.
    Anymore than I would be wrong if I said that “If Christians believe in peace, why do they blow up abortion clinics?”, just because a subset of christians have blown-up abortion clinics.
    That said, I personally am not a vegetarian. In fact, I love smoking and grilling meat.
    Perhaps you might want to try out this new recipe I have been using.
    I call it “Snowflake Ribs”
    1 Rack of Baby Back Ribs
    1/2 Cup Basic BBQ Rub
    1/2 Cup Human Embryos
    Rub the Basic BBQ Rubs on the Ribs. Let marinate for around 12 hours. Then smoke them for around 6 hours — make sure to keep the fire low!
    Before serving, spread the human embryos on the ribs. After adding the embryos, only leave the ribs on the smoker for a few minutes or the embryos will carmalize!
    Remove the ribs from the smoker and serve!
    Yummmy!
    Peace,
    Carnivorous Wolf Faced Commmie
    P.S. I am not mad at you. I just like to point out what a moron you are.

  6. Wow, interesting argument from a lib.
    Since: “This is the category most vegetarians in America fall under.”
    This means: “Most vegetarians eat eggs.”
    Gee, and I thought it was evil conservatives who thought that America was the center of the universe.

  7. Oh, give the vegetards a break. Being a vegetarian means not having ANY meat, so that kinda puts a damper on the whole oral sex thing. No wonder they lash out with their inane diatribe here all the time; they’re sexually frustrated!

  8. Easy fix:
    If embryos aren’t people,
    then why don’t vegans eat eggs?
    Everyone happy?
    PS: You could also replace “vegetarians” with “so many vegetarians.”
    PPS: Many self-described vegetarians in America might eat eggs, but one might also wish to consider vegetarians from other countries, as well as those who are vegetarians for other reasons. Many Hindus, for instance, would argue that true vegetarianism forbids the eating of eggs.

  9. Muslihoon:
    You “seriously” think that Carrie Underwood, Alyssa Milano, Liv Tyler, and Shania Twain “look ill … like they’re going to collapse any moment from malnutrition.”
    Personally, I think they look hot!
    And I, like FrankJ, like my women with a little meat on ’em!
    Isn’t it great when a discussion brings both sides of the political spectrum together!
    Group HUG!
    Peace,
    Monkey Faced Liberal

  10. If you’re trying to imply that you prefer women at all, no one is going to buy it.
    Why am I not surprised that your examples of famous vegetarians only included entertainers? I would think you would at least include Mahatma Gandhi, you know, since you’re so much alike & all… lol! Or at least Morrisey.
    See ya, snowflake (emphasis on flake).

  11. I gotta admit, I’m more with MFL than IMAO. It is pretty annoying that even when it’s right it’s still an ahole.
    Eating eggs are mostly un-fertilized so they’re not even potential chickens.
    People who don’t eat eggs quite often do it because of the horrible conditions for egg-laying chickens. They also don’t eat cheese, which is just another product made from slave-cows instead of slave-chickens.
    I still think vegetarians and regular vegans and level 6 Vegans (they don’t eat anything that casts a shadow) are self-deluded.

  12. MFL,
    “And I, like FrankJ, like my women with a little meat on ’em!”
    Well, I’m sure you meant that as backhanded, but that is some DAMN NICE meat he’s got cookin, there.
    A recent Vent episode features Michelle Malkin on a trampoline. While her legs match the rest of her hotness, the bouncing does not have the desired effect.
    Not saying I’d kick her out for eating crackers… well – one cracker – I’m white and all.

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