I’m sorry to have missed all of the celebrating this weekend for Frank J’s Four Years of Blogging. As someone who personally knows Frank J. I wanted to share some insights and observations of this amazing young man.
RWD’s Observations about Frank J.
Frank J is more than just a blog boss — he’s my token white friend.
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SarahK once wrote to me asking for advice on her potential marriage to Frank J. I gave her the best advice I could. She married him anyway.
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Frank once tried out for a professional basketball team. He almost made the starting squad — until they discovered he was male.
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I have top secret pictures of Mr. IMAO himself wearing –. An Aquaman Halloween costume.
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At least I hope it’s a Halloween costume.
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Mr. J came up with the idea of S.M.I.T.E. after getting hopelessly drunk on Juicy Juice.
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His wife won’t let him drink, so he had it coagulating by the radiator.
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The Puppy Blender in retaliation for his Puppy Blender nickname — gave Frank J a nickname that failed to stick.
J Frank.
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That’s why the Puppy Blender doesn’t write humor.
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Indeed.
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Frank LOVES the world cup games. Inspired by the most recent games, he’s always running towards stuff and then tripping at the last possible second.
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Little Known Fact: Some people call him Frank Pay-Lay.
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The name is not a reference to his love for soccer. It refers to his bachelor days.
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Frank is insanely obsessed with conservative cute Michelle Malkin. Which is silly, because Michelle likes ME best.
(HARVEY INTERRUPTS):
Harvey: No she likes ME best..
Spacemonkey: No — She likes ME!!!
Whatever.
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In lieu of paying his writers, Frank J. gave them the most valuable gift of all — WorldVision Sponsorship. Laurence Simon is hoping that one day soon — he too will be adopted.
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For just $1 a day, you can sponsor an IMAO humor writer.
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Congratulations to Frank J. for 4 years of humor writing.
Whenever I think of the humor of IMAO I remember the words of my beloved grandmother when she saw me reading MAD magazine. “What are you reading that @# for? Don’t you have anything better to do?”
Thanks to the IMAO readers for never having anything better to do.
Congratulations J. Frank.
// I remember the words of my beloved grandmother when she saw me reading MAD magazine. “What are you reading that @# for? Don’t you have anything better to do?”//
RWD!! that sounds like MY grandma!!
//I have top secret pictures of Mr. IMAO himself wearing –. An Aquaman Halloween costume. //
It’s nice to know that SarahK isn’t the only conservative chick who can appreciate a man in tights.
All Hail our Benevolent Overlord Kal El… and not the wussy wuss pool boy in the new movie either.
Humor? Liberal not understand.
WE have lots of things better to do, but nothing that can bring the funny like IMAO.
// Frank LOVES the world cup games. Inspired by the most recent games, he’s always running towards stuff and then tripping at the last possible second. //
Is that how he ended up in Florida?
Love the funny!
they only thing good that came out of the world cup was the excellent head but by the gay french guy! very cool!
As much as I loathe to admit it (because, deep down, I always thought Michelle Malkin liked me best), it would have to be Frank she liked, if anyone, for one reason: We all write (well, you write and I comment) on FrankJ’s site…not the other way around. Therefore, FrankJ has power over all of us and what women doesn’t like power? But wait, SarahK has power over FrankJ…so I’m totally confused.
Thanks for not throwing me out of the comment section even though most of the time I have been frightening, not funny.
congratulations
Thanks to the IMAO readers for never having anything better to do.
What could be better to do than reading IMAO (given that Michelle Malkin is married)?
FrankJ, RWD, Harvey, and all the rest help keep me happy – and as sane as I get. Thank you!
Actually, Spacemonkey’s right. Michelle has a shrine to that little hayseed in her bedroom.
And it’s none of your business how I know that…