Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Sure, some of the IMAO bloggers beat me up for doing this, but my grandmother used to say that bruises are God’s gold stars in the School Of Life. (It didn’t help that my great-grandfather was a professional boxer who… well, let’s say he took his work home with him at night.)
Anyway, it’s time for Piper the Vicious:
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Piper is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
You can find more examples of Friday catblogging by searching a blog search engine such as Technorati for “catblogging.”
You can also find a roundup of catblogging posts at The Friday Ark, located at The Modulator blog. Then, when the weekend is nearly over, head over to The Carnival of the Cats for more kitty goodness. There’s also a Flikr Group called Furry Friday.
Add to that Weekend Catblogging at Eatstuff.
Anybody I miss?
“… and that Mormon tried to hand me some literature and I slapped it out of his hands like this!!!”
First!!
Piper is obviously the Israeli Prime Minister shaking hands with President Bush…notice the “never mind we’re going to kick their asses” look on Piper’s face… Good kitty Piper!
Infamous lobbyist Cat Abramoff, swearing his oath on the stand.
Secret photos show Rove making deal with Saudi cat prince to steal Iraqi oil in return for pledge of death to all dogs.
“…and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
“Congratulations, Mr. President!”
Another U.S. citizen who decided to visit Lebanon lashes out at the State Department for not having gold-plated toilets on their free ship ride home.
“What do I look like, bitch, the Pilsbury Dough-boy? Stick that finger over here again and you’ll draw back a nub!”
It’s a secret message. He’s showing his Mew-ish coconspirators that the invasion of Lebanon will be at 9:30 (the big hand is on the six and the little hand is kicking your ass and on the nine).
BTW, love the oath one. Good crop all around so far.
OK, looking at the pic again maybe it’s at 10:30. Laurence, please adjust your cat. This is confusing.
Why do I always fall for that “pull my finger” gag?
First, the Onion steals Frank’s “nuke the moon”, and now Michelangelo steals Laurence’s “creation of the cat”.
That last one was mine.
And no, I don’t have anything better to do at the moment.
With my wife out of town, I look for someone else to play “Pull my finger” with.
Oh, dear God another total pussy has been sworn into office.
I can see in his face he’s conspirating to push all the evil jooooos in the sea! You better keep an eye on that cat, he’s dangerous, I tell you!!
Yesssssss! The pussy one wins! I also went the oath swearing route when I first saw this one, but there’s also something eerily realistic to the whole “pull my finger” thing.
Maybe a combination of the two..
“Do you swear, dear kitty, to fulfill your duties as…auughHH! The horror of the gaseous cat! …aughhHHH!….”
Whatever. It’s too funny having these weekly catblogs…a fine tribute to our cuddly, snarling feline friends….
Yesssssss! The pussy one wins! I also went the oath swearing route when I first saw this one, but there’s also something eerily realistic to the whole “pull my finger” thing.
Maybe a combination of the two..
“Do you swear, dear kitty, to fulfill your duties as…auughHH! The horror of the gaseous cat! …aughhHHH!….”
Whatever. It’s too funny having these weekly catblogs…a fine tribute to our cuddly, snarling feline friends….
Sorry ’bout the triple posting..guess my computer is jealous of all the attention the damn pussy is getting..
Oooh! That went from bad to worse!