Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Of course, this will likely get caught in the series of tubes Senator Ted Stevens claims the Internet is made out of, but I just happen to have IMAO’s copy of the map of tubes and I found a compass in my Cracker Jack box.
Anyway, it’s time for Piper the Sneaky:
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Piper is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
You can find more examples of Friday catblogging by searching a blog search engine such as Technorati for “catblogging.”
You can also find a roundup of catblogging posts at The Friday Ark, located at The Modulator blog. Then, when the weekend is nearly over, head over to The Carnival of the Cats for more kitty goodness. There’s also a Flikr Group called Furry Friday.
Add to that Weekend Catblogging at Eatstuff.
Anybody I miss?
Piper the sneaky is obviously looking at the teeny weeny little bump in the covers and he’s thinking to himself…yup…he’s gay!
I told you he wasn’t Ayman al-Zawahiri.
It’s just Laurence.
Now put down your guns and call off the F-16 airstrike.
“This looks like a fine spot. After all, who really needs a litter box?”
James McGrievey mouth fer shur.
Let’s see… Laurence’s morning breath, or my butt – I really have trouble deciding this time of the morning. Butt’s lookin’ like a winner, though.
From the look of this bedspread pattern – designed by a peacock and a hand grenade sitting on top of a can of blue paint – I’m thinking butt-contents would be an improvement if unloaded here, and will give Laurence a none-to-subtle reminder when he awakes that evening mouthwash is his friend and the friend of cats everywhere.
Wait – politics – um, if Laurence’s breath is UN rhetoric, and Piper is John Bolton, than our position on the current Israeli attack on Hizbull-lala would constitute a subtle reminder of what UN rhetoric smells like to those who are awake enough to appreciate it.
Where do you live that you can sleep under a huge fluffy comforter this time of year? Or is this rerun catblogging?
Piper says, “You have exactly one minute to get up and feed me or I’m going to leave you a fragrant little present right on the top of this lovely comforter.
Now move it.”
Piper says “Hey, what’s with all the action down there…the world is going to hell and all you have time to do is lay here and jerk off!!!”
Hellbender is the answer, Bring it back or I will never agian read this blog or at least for a full hour
ok I’ll keep it as my home page
yes, this is a empty threat
Bring back the happiness
Hah! Now that the cease fire negotiations have concluded… I will now do an about face and you will see exactly what negotiating with Kitt-bohlah will gain you!