Googlestalked

While the fierce heated debate on what’s a good definition of spacemonkey is raging:
I offer the following interlude.
I, like some people, use gmail for my email and also the google talk chat dealy-bopper that is bundled to the gmail notifier.
This allows you to interact with people, just by the virtue of your both being online at the same time and having the program running. (stop me if I get too technical, I’m talking to you, RWD)
Anyway you can chant with people online, oh sure you can chat too but chanting is so rhythmic and well, nevermind. But you can chat with people, other people than yourself which can at times be nice.
But you can communcate by changing the status on your name too, which I posted about a little cheese joke we had a while back. Here I show a (for me) clever response to the status of some character named “American Ronin”, who is tauting the fact that today is his Faux-Friday, because he doesn’t work tomorrow. i guess. I change my status from “Walmart is the Devil” to “Faux-Wednesday” since the rest of us in the US (the real Americans) are in the middle of our work week what with the Independence day holiday and not being a mungbrain like American Ronin (who in all likelihood is probably a Jordanian in Hungary or somewhere where it’s really Friday already and he ‘s writing computer viruses).
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Then out of the blue some, ‘Ronald Coleman’ character (if that’s really his name) reads my private GoogleTalk status and practically stalks me online, IM’ing me incessantly. Below the fold is the startling content of that IM conversation. (Edited for profanity)


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It was frightening and at the same time funny in a way too.

12 Comments

  1. I looks like Ronald has a crush on you Monkeyman. You’re attractive to witless creeps. Lucky You!
    Maybe it was those back stage passes you were offering a while back. You tease! It’s come back to haunt you.

  2. Wasn’t that your joke a while back? Space Monkey’s back stage pass.
    That was right around the time the Italian porn star was offering herself to Bin Lauden for world peace.
    I didn’t look it up. Maybe I have the wrong guy.

  3. Ok it was Jasper Frehley who put up the “All Access back door pass” to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
    A Realistic Plan for World Peace
    Details! Always gotta get the Details right!
    It was funny. That’s why I remembered it.
    My favorite comment by shimauma: “my 13 year old isn’t going to get this…and I sure as hell ain’t explaining.”
    (I’ll get this stupid post in the right place yet!)

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