Apparently, some group that was discussing violence in videogames rated Pacman as 64% violent.
That’s crazy.
The way I play Pacman, it’s a 100% violent. As soon as Pacman is on screen, it’s a total massacre. And then, Pacman’s chief always calls him into his office and is like:
CHIEF: Pacman! I told you to get those dots off the streets, not litter the streets with bodies!
PACMAN: I’m just getting the job done, chief!
CHIEF: Your job is to eat those dots and to power up and apprehend any ghosts you see.
PACMAN: Why? As soon as I bust a ghost, those liberal judges have him right back out on the streets seconds later. It’s time to take them out for good!
CHIEF: It’s time you listen to me! I want your badge!
Then Pacman totally swears out the chief while I’m like, “Yeah, Pacman! You do things your way!”
And, even without his badge, Pacman goes back out and starts totally killing everyone who gets in his way again until he’s finally done in by his own heroin addiction.
They sure don’t make games like that anymore.
//And, even without his badge, Pacman goes back out and starts totally killing everyone who gets in his way again until he’s finally done in by his own heroin addiction.//
…and this is why Tales of the Sword Coast is a LOT more fun…
you are a f***ing retard
Plus he’s got a stormy realtionship with Ms. Pacman, who is constantly harping on him to leave the force, to think of the Pacbrats. What would happen if he were to get killed while on a badgeless cop-rampage? the pacman police force has a lousy pension fund, and barely covers a proper cyber-funeral.
Paleo – great play on Pacbrats – Brat Pack. As for a funeral, they’re pretty cheap when your last words are We wa wer we wa wer we wa wer poi poink.
Kinda like Dave Chapelle’s version of Grand Theft Auto. Bodies clean up in a jiffy.
So the Ms. Pacman game is the wife going on a psychotic rampage after the monsters who killed her husband?
Dee de deee!
Stop fooling around. This Packman violence is serious stuff.
You just wait until some Packman crazed adolescent eats his way through 30 of his classmates.
A dark day that will be.
Thanks Frank.
Good to see you still have some comedy gas left in your tank. You haven’t shown it much lately and leaving the heavy lifting to your minions has had mixed results.
I agree with anonymous poster, you are an f-ing retard. That’s what is great about you!
Since Pacman uses no actual weapon and there are no actual victims, other than ghosts who are already dead and inanimate dots, I don’t see how a simple fat guy eating is violent.
Why do you think they call him Pac-Man?
BECAUSE HE’S ALWAYS PACKIN’ HEAT!