As you all know, the lovely and talented SarahK turned a corner early this morning–yes, the dreaded 30th birthday. We all looked the other way when she turned 29 last year, but letting her continue her reign into her 30s just seems sarcastic. Therefore, without further ado, I now officially open nominations for the IMAO T-Shirt Babe: Mach II!
So, ladies, you are probably asking yourself what you need to do to be the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, Mach II. First, be a babe (under 25 preferred-I don’t want to switch our babe again until well into the next Presidential administration). Second, have a photo taken displaying your babeness (extra credit for body shots). Third, to prove your babeness, write a short (200 words or less) hawkish statement (though, frankly, if you are blonde scorcher, skip the essay).
So spread the word, ring the bells, and notify the press; the contest has begun. Good luck to all participants, though only one will achieve the immortality that is being the IMAO T-Shirt Babe: Mach II.
This is not really Frank, is it?
You are so dead.
Frank J, that’s too bad. My fiancee will still be smokin’ hot after she hits 30.
Are you planning to marry this one too? Or is this one merely going to provide your burial expenses after the lovely CURRENT T-shirt babe reads this post?
I have absolutely no comment …
You’re publicly saying that your wife’s too old to be a T-shirt babe? Shit, you’re much, much, much, much, much braver than I realised.
Let us know how you get on with that (if you survive).
Folks, it’s kevin. While posters seem to be able to change the tagline on the actual post, if you get the rss feed, you’ll see the actual user name (cadet, which is one of kevin’s pseudos).
I hate to be such a spoil-sport and ruin a good joke, but this really isn’t that funny…wait, what am I saying, of course I love being a spoil-sport. Good job, kevin 😀
Kevin,
You’re dead.
i second what Frank said, except you’re deader.
So Kevin is saying that we older women aren’t/can’t be BABES? See if I show up at HIS blog ever. grrrrrr
I’ve been waiting all day for this.
I didn’t know what it was going to be, but I knew It was going to be guh-ooood.
Didn’t disssapoint either.
My feed says it’s posted by “cadet” so, no it’s not Frank.
I condemn your “ageism” shakes fist
Just how comfortable is that couch, and with Minerva sleeping on your face?
Can I be a judge in this one too so that I can vote against the winner?
i would have posted this in the morning, but i thought her birthday was the 20th 😀
it’s obviously a joke
30 is like totally over! I’m 52 and so is my wife…she is a very lucky woman and knows it (I remind her often) but I’ve been thinking lately that an older ruggedly good looking stud muffin like me might want to start thinking about a newer “improved” model. Something to think about, Frank! (Don’t tell my wife I wrote this or I’ll be grounded…again)
As a sephardic jew I would like to show my gratitude to the US and Israel for fighting and keeping the ishmaelites far from Europe.
Red Cross reports (1.000.000 not 6.000.000) from WWII say that most of the deaths in the german concentration camps were a result of the allied bombings that wrecked the german infrastructure and even prevented the Red Cross from supplying food to the camps as they had been doing until then.
And I am a true jew whose ascendants probably never passed through the “promised land” after being released from Egypt but came straight to Iberia traveling across northern Africa. One cannot say the present dwellers in the “promised land” are jews. Is there any religion you can be born into it? That’s bullshit.
Harvey, it wouldn’t be an IMAO T-Shirt Babe Contest without you voting against the winner.
marrano, if that’s your hawkish paragraph for entry into the T-shirt Babe contest, you REALLY need to work on it.
Is “sephardic” Hebrew for “fake” or “self-loathing?”
spidey: google marrano you twat
Aw crap, its a joke. I was going to doctor up a picture of Kelly Pickler in a Nuke the Moon T and only a T. Then I was planning to bet on Franks chances of outrunning SarahK.
I have a belly button!
I’m hear to judge the contest — what? Cancelled? Darn.
Yeah, I’ll bury the body on my way back, no problem.
I nominate that porn star in Nevada who is running for Governor on a pro-gun platform. Check out Right Wing News for more information.
USS JC: Many years ago, when I was young and foolish (okay, I’m still foolish) I told my now ex-wife when she turned 40 I was going to trade her in on two 20’s. She told me I wasn’t wired for 220–I’d burn out.
It’s a prank? Awww, I was looking forward to judging another contest, too. If there’s one thing the internet needs, it’s more right wing t-shirt babes.