A bunch of dumb crackers, that’s who.
Archive of entries posted on 4th August 2006
Instapundit Kills Five
(A Filthy Lie)
Wait… that post title should read “Instapundit Turns Five”, since his 5th blogiversary is coming August 8th.
Oh well. No time for the backspace key. Besides, I’m sure the original title will be accurate eventually.
Meanwhile, I figured I should get the guy a thoughtful gift, so as to curry his favor, allowing me to betray him after he accepts me into his confidence. Knowing how busy Glenn is what with his blogging, podcasting, book-pimping, hobo-murdering, etc., I thought I’d get him “Executive Decision-Making Dice“.
Since the traditional gift for a fifth anniversary is wood, and I figure Glenn’s too busy to throw TWO dice, I’m going to hand-make him a wooden 12-sider. It’s a work in progress, but here’s what I’ve got so far:
(click to enlarge)
If you have any suggestions for the other six sides, let me know.
Friday Catblogging
Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Not only am I responsible for all of the wars in the world (so says Mel Gibson), but I am responsible for all of the catblogging here. You’d think that FrankJ or SarahK or SpaceM or RightWD or the others would want the catblogging responsibility, but nooooooooooooo they want the war thing. Sheesh!
Anyway, it’s time for Frisky the Clean:
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Frisky is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
You can find more examples of Friday catblogging by searching a blog search engine such as Technorati for “catblogging.”
You can also find a roundup of catblogging posts at The Friday Ark, located at The Modulator blog.
On Saturday, Eatstuff usually does a roundup.
Then, when the weekend is nearly over, head over to The Carnival of the Cats for more kitty goodness.
There’s also Flickr Groups called Furry Friday and Friday Catblogging.
Anybody I miss?
Today’s Simpsons Trivia
1) (T/F) The Woodchippers is the name of the secret organization that Homer joined
2) What was Maggie’s first word?
3) What was Lisa’s first word as a baby?
4) Which actors from the original Star Trek series have lent their voices to Simpsons episodes?
Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.