Archive of entries posted on 13th August 2006

Proof Castro Is Alive!

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EEE-WOO! EEE-WOO!
IMAO EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT IMAO!
It has been announced the Fidel Castro is recovering, and Cuba has released some recent photos of Castro to show that he is alive. Some doubt their authenticity and even suggest the photos were manipulated with photo editing software. To counter this, intrepid IMAO fauxto journalist Cadet Happy present these exclusive images that prove once and for all the Fidel Castro is alive.

Fidel Castro at mass today with an unidentified priest carrying today’s edition of the South Bend Tribune.(IMAO Fauxto/Cadet Happy)

Fidel Castro at a rally today with an unidentified supporter. He’s talking on his new Blackberry 8600g and carrying today’s edition of the L.A. Times.(IMAO Fauxto/Cadet Happy)

Fidel Castro with an unidentified foreign official. He’s listening to Christina Aguilera’s hit single “Ain’t No Other Man” on his iPod.(IMAO Fauxto/Cadet Happy)

Fidel Castro at a parade. It’s clear from his watch that it is today.(IMAO Fauxto/Cadet Happy)

Fidel Castro comforts a Lebanese woman who lost her home(s) to Israeli bombing. She’s clearly holding up today’s Miami Herald and Fargo Forum.(IMAO Fauxto/Cadet Happy)

Fidel Castro relaxing as he reads today’s edition of Granma, the Communist Party newspaper.(IMAO Fauxto/Cadet Happy)

Happy 80th Birthday Fidel!

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looking good for a man of your age . . .
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now available in the imao store!

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Today’s Simpsons Trivia

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(Introduction)

1) Who is Marge’s favorite Beatle?
2) Which musical group did Mr. Burns order to be killed?
3) Which Simpsons character’s image has been on a real-life space shuttle mission patch?
4) Where in Springfield can you get 100 tacos for $100?
Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.