So what is the government doing about CAIR? I know some are against a full out attack on that terror group because, apparently, they have a political wing somewhat distinguished from the terror wing, but I won’t feel safe at home until the government captures and kills its leadership.
When I pay my taxes (which will be soon), I expect dead terrorists!

It is the official stance of IMAO that terrorists should be dead. In fact, we find the concept of alive terrorists to be morally repugnant.
So how do we get politicians to focus on this huge problem of terrorists running around alive? They want to focus on dumb domestic issues, but that’s not why we made a federal government. It’s certainly not why I made one. Their job is to kill these terrorists, and I demand results. Each time a terrorists breathes, it is a mockery to us all.
Do we march on Washington? As anti-abortion people wave pictures of dead babies since that is what they’re protesting, we could wave pictures of alive terrorists since we are protesting that. I do not like this idea, though. I have a job, and protest marches are for dumb, smelly, jobless hippies. Also, waving a sign all day would probably cause my shoulders to be sore the next day – which solves nothing. Finally, important issues should be able to be solved with out sign waving and yelling.
So what motivates politicians? The merits of your argument, money, and votes – though not in that order. Now, the nutroots were able to organize and get enough money together to defeat Joe Lieberman in the primary since they were so motivated to get Jews out of the Democratic Party. We should as motivated to only have terrorist killers in the Republican Party. We should make sure we only vote for people who vow to focus on making sure terrorists are not alive anymore. Anytime new bill are proposed, we should always ask: “How will this help kill terrorists?”, “How many terrorists will it kill?”, and “How painfully will they die?”
Also, for continued support of the war in Iraq, we need President Bush to come out and explain how this war is killing terrorists, that it will continue to kill terrorists, and what steps are being made to kill even more terrorists.
These are all reasonable demands. As a tax-payer (well, I had an extension so I’ll pay in October), they should be met. We should all work together as one voice to make it known that we’re sick and tired of alive terrorists and won’t rest until something is done.
That requires a slogan!
Slogan Ideas:
“We don’t particularly care for terrorists.”
“If we don’t kill the terrorists, who will (other than God)?”
“Waste the mother@#$%ers!”
If you have a better slogan idea, put it in the comments.

It seems like we barely get updates on the war on terror these days. Yeah, it’s cool to hear about schools being built and elections and what-not, but I really want to know how many @#$%ers we kill each day. I mean, this is my tax money at work. Each day, we should get an estimated terrorist death count. And, if the numbers start to drop, we’ll know to demand an explanation.
Really, how hard would it be for the government to supply us with that? i should write my Congressman and see if he’ll propose the bill…