Today’s Simpsons Trivia

(Introduction)


1) (T/F) Brain Freeze is the frozen drink sold at the Kwik-E-Mart
2) Homer gave Bart a Swiss Army knive he stole from who?
3) In the Junior Campers, after you’ve passed the written knife test, what rank do you achieve?
4) What does Mr. Sparkle promise to do to dirt?
Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

Conversion

I’d like to take a moment to apologize to all the Muslim readers of IMAO out there for falsely characterizing Islam as a backward and barbaric religion that forces non-Muslims to convert to Islam or face the sword.
After all, this is 2006, and nobody uses swords anymore. The implement of death used to threaten nonbelievers is the gun:

Centanni later told Fox News in a phone call from Gaza City that during his capture, he was held at times face down in a dark garage, tied up in painful positions, and that he and Wiig were forced at gunpoint to make statements, including that they had converted to Islam.

Only by getting rid of such wild myths and false accusations can we, the Western World, come to a better understanding of our Muslim neighbors.