Know Thy Enemy: Terrorists T-Shirt 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold

Brand new IMAO T-Shirt from ThoseShirts.com: Know Thy Enemy: Terrorists!
I know what you’re thinking: “Bah! There was already a KTE: Terrorists shirt, and I was smart enough to buy one before it went out of print.”
Fool! This list of fun facts is ALL NEW! Check it out now!

Click to see the list and buy the shirt.

You buy many shirts because the Js need money (and you need to inform whomever is behind you about terrorists)!

Before You Rush to Support Giuliani…

According to the Staw Poll results so far, Giuliani is pretty popular among IMAO readers and conservatives at large. John Hawkins has his case about Giuliani, though, and really questions whether he is electable.
I ain’t gonna say nothing against Giuliani, though, because I’m afraid he’ll beat me to death with a tire iron.

Still on Vacation

Man, I wanted SarahK to post I was captured by Mormon extremists here in Idaho and then put up a video of me converting to Mormonism at gunpoint, but I’m on vacation, so no time for sketch comedy. I do have some rants brewing, but I’ll get to them when I get back to Florida (stupid Earnesto trying to ruin our vacation).
Anyhoo, if you’re wondering what the lovely and talented SarahK and I are up to, Sarah has been blogging it (with pictures).
Be honorable, ronin.
UPDATE: BTW, the new shirt design for ThoseShirts.com has been finalized on, and will premiere soon.

Comedy Carnival Of Comedy Reminder

I want you! To pull my finger.
I’m sorry folks, the carnival reminder is on time this week. I mean, “Hey look, folks!,” the carnival reminder is on time this week! I guess I’m just in the habit of apologising.
Anyway, Steve The Pirate will be te host of the Carnival of Comedy this week.Go check out his blog Stevethepirate.net, though its not really much there about pirates.
And while you are on the internet today write something funny on your own blog and submit it to the carnival here, and give Steve somehing to do Wednesday night and garner the huge surge of traffic when the carnival actually gets posted on Thursday (as Steve promises)
I’ll do my part for the carnival community.

Today’s Simpsons Trivia

(Introduction)


1) Who is the bully in Bart’s class?
2) Who won the 1st Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence?
3) Where did Homer’s half-brother live after Homer ruined him financially?
4) What movie does Jimbo say moved him?
Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.