Drinking from Home, the blog that first introduced us to the unluckiest Lebanese woman, has more pictures from when her first home(s) was/were destroyed.
And now, further reporting from intrepid IMAO photo journalist Cadet Happy:
A Lebanese woman reacts as a giant marshmallow man destroys her homeland. When the Israelis forced her to choose Lebanon’s destroyer, she tried to think of the most harmless thing she could imagine only to be horrified by the results.(IMAO Photo/Cadet Happy)
A Lebanese woman reacts after having accidentally walked into a gay bar. Ryan Seacrest happened to be nearby to calm her down, helping her channel her homophobia into something more productive: hating Israel.(IMAO Photo/Cadet Happy)
A Lebanese woman reacts to an offer of delicious bass from an awkward Israeli. Pedro (pictured right) is currently under investigation for election fraud.(IMAO Photo/Cadet Happy)
A Lebanese woman reacts to the horror that is Janet Jackson. Muslim women have no greater fear than a public wardrobe malfunction, a catastrophe that would let invading Israelis know the color of their hair.(IMAO Photo/Cadet Happy)
A Lebanese woman fights for her life against Israeli pirate Captain Jack Sparrow, defending what little she has left since the pirate already took all her eye-liner.(IMAO Photo/Cadet Happy)
A Lebanese woman reacts as she bursts from a cake to find herself gawked at by Israeli men. She had hid in the cake to escape Israeli bombing, only to have the cake wheeled into a bachelor party.(IMAO Photo/Cadet Happy)
NEXT UP: THE UNLUCKIEST LEBANESE WOMAN FINALLY GETS LUCKY!
STAY TUNED!
She… completes me.
“maybe you could build her a cake or something” And the Israel will BLOW it up!!! Muwhahaaha (The nepolean Cake, not the one that she’s jumping out of. but knowing her luck, Israel will probably blow them both up)
Very funny! Great post.
Found another one.
http://phelps.donotremove.net/?p=973
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3288406,00.html
I just about jumped out of my seat when I saw this article. This lady sure is making the rounds.
dude cadet happy has been busy!
We are amused. Our regime therefore grants Cadet Happy and his photo series the prestigious Double-Bah Medal of Valour!
Bah! Bah! (The second Bah! was not photoshopped… despite rumours to the contrary.)
We would bestow a third “Bah!” but that would require additional executions of my junta staff members.
Wow, he is such a great fauxtographer!
I think this chick is on her way to stardom. One day you’ll see her on Jay Leno, David Letterman, Conan,…and who knows — maybe one day co-hosting American Idol.
Heh heh. A lady hosting American Idol in a burka. After each performer she could don her surprised look and scream uncontrollably.
Great work. Keep ’em coming.
I saw that woman on Yonge Street at Finch,near the Subway entrance,She was screeming “where is the train…..”
I think that pirate swordfish picture might be one of the five funniest things I’ve ever seen.
That should be swordfight.
Must have fish on the brain. That, or crappy Travolta movies.