When I convert to Islam, my new Muslim name will be “Omar.” What will be your Muslim name?
UPDATE: On second thought, I want to be “Abizaid”. Abizaid kicks ass!
When I convert to Islam, my new Muslim name will be “Omar.” What will be your Muslim name?
UPDATE: On second thought, I want to be “Abizaid”. Abizaid kicks ass!
Mary
Martha, if Mary’s already taken. or i would even take Zipporah. But not Hagar. All this crap is her fault anyway.
BS2U2
I might go for Frank J…
Al Bippy
Augie bin Doggie
Osama bin Hidin’
Al Q’apone
Can I be a Sheik? I want to be Sheik Muhammed al’fmr’agtops bin Faqeen!
Guy Incognito.
Satan. And they will scream that name as they run for their lives! Mwahahahahaha!
Ibn Ah Bitch…actually that would be the mfl critter’s name.
Mine would be El Shima Al Uma Fortunate Favorite Concubine of our Benevolent Overlord Kal El.
Ibn means “son of” for those of you who had never been lucky enough to view The 13th Warrior, rocking awesome movie forever…Antonio, I love you…almost as much as I love my Benevolent Overlord Kal El.
Mamon-el-toleton?
M’Ballz Es-Hari?
Grabbir Boubi?
Haid D’Salaami?
Hous Bin pharteen?
I-Bin Pharteen?
I-Zheet M’Drurz?
Shaif Hirboush?
Al-Suq Akweer?
Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr?
Awan Afuqya?
Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch?
Apul Madeek-Auod?
Yuliqa M’Diq?
Uwana M’Diq?
Usuqa M’Diq?
Sheik Urbooty.
or Shamus.
probably laurence simon. and gunga, Frank J. isn’t a muslim name. maybe gunga is though…
I think, if it is not already taken, I would go with
Durka, Durka, Mohommad, Jihad
But my online avatar name would be
Haji girl
You can convert me to Islam when you put a Koran in my cold, dead fingers.
No, I take that back. Even dead I wouldn’t convert.
Sheik Mohammad Virgin Humper the 72nd.
If it’s not already taken … I’ll go with George Bush!
Mine would be “Jihad Ramadan” except that’s a ‘real’ name, one of America’s Most Wanted. So instead, I’ll go with Mohammed Jihad Mustafa Hamsandwich.
Lew Alcindor
mine would be Sebastian….Sebastian…the Impostor! Ha! I didn’t REALLY convert, Heathens! NOW YOU DIE! HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
My office-mate here says that she’d change her name to Innocent X.
Ali Ali’infree
well, i wouldn’t convert, either, but two of my favorit-est fake arab names:
Hassan Bin Sober
Affa Dolla
hat tip to the 3 Stooges…they were almost as funny as the DNC.
Mustapha Mond Ibn Stalin Ibn Marx Ibn Mohammad Ibn Cain
ooh, sorry, them Stooges were JOOOOOOOOs! dang them Horowitz boyz…and mr. Feinman…
Garret – You’re right…I’ll go with Cassius Clay.
Putma Mind ona Shelf
Al Or Nothing
Bilbo ibn Jar Jar bin Kahn.
I think that I choose: Baruch ata Adonai Eloheinu
I know that it’s Hebrew but they’ll get over it.
If they insist on Arabic, how about: ibn Malik Al-Amlak
OK, I just got a spam email from “Horniest F. Bulletproofing.” I’m going to change my mind and go with that instead.
bin Punchin’ Liberals.
Ash-Shaykh as-Sayyid Aboo Soofyaan Abdulazeez bin Muhammad bin al-Hassan bin Abdurrazzaaq bin Faysal bin Fahd bin Bilaal bin Abdulmalik bin Talhaa al-Awashqee.
Or Mo. Mo’s nice.
(And I used to be a Muslim, but good luk getting me to reveal my name.)
luck, even.
Ulululululululululu!
Ahkbar. Or maybe Jeff.
Osama Gud Luvin. Aaaaaw Yeeeah!
captain feedback
Ali Orbayz Arbelongtu Uhz
“Master Sheik”, of course.
Or maybe whatever “Muhammad was a psychopathic pedophile” is in Arabic.
Ahabeenanutjob, President of Iran
Quinnten X. Kinda like Malcom X just with more hated of white people. Even though I am white.
There’s a guy at work – well, he’s an inmate, not a co-worker – named Niam Muslim…. Figured I’ll use that and shorten it to Iam Muslim…
I would have to go with Al bin Drinkin or Aguya bin Loafin
Sarah K., It was all Sarah’s stupid idea in the first place, I’m sure Haggar wasn’t to thrilled being forced to have a baby with a very, very old man.ewwww
Thundercat.
Hm. Probably “Sherpa Bak Nmu.”
Ra’s al-Ghul.
Ahmed
That’s a good name when trying to clear phlem from your throat….
Mudda Fuq’n al-Gore
sheik myabooty
farta odar mohamsbutt
John Moses Browning.
Sorry.
Al John Moses Browning, with a 45 to smite terrorists, and other deserving furners and domesticks.
I’ll be ALLEYAHLEEYLALAYAHELLIYEAH
Smithfield !!
David Berkowitz & I’ll pull a “Son of Sam” on all of their kafiya-clad organizations.
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/6069/
Why make your own name when they can make one for you?
– Abia “The Mom with the Bomb” Samireh
Jabba
Ich bin ein’arab
If it hasn’t already been posted above. Didn’t have time to read everything.
Ahon Likhan Virh’tid Toustei Alif.
or maybe BIRMINGHAM
Muhammad bin Satan
John Doe
I would definitely go with “The Iron Sheik” America ptoooh.
Paul A. Abdul
Islamasuhksballz, or Scooter, can’t decide.
Sparky, you got me in trouble at work… I laughed out loud reading yours yesterday! Very funny stuff!
M’hahatt Nma Quane
What?
Cthulhu! If that’s taken I suppose I could make do with Azathoth or Nylarthotep. Hail the Great Old Ones!
Jessica Atreides.
snickers
[Second Favorite Concubine of our Benevolent Overlord Kal El. Mmm, Kal El. . . .yummy. . .]
I didn’t make those up, they are an episode of SNL with whats his face acting as a breif to the White House Reporters on Homeland Security, IT WAS EXTREMELY FUNNY!!!!!
It was Robert Deniro and it was one of the funniest SNL skits in a long time.
Achmed ibn Allah hua Snakbaar
Curse you Frank J, Omar has been MY fake name since high school…it’s even in my yearbook 😛
Hoc Ibn Hacnacarf waff narggle khakha – not a name…just had a peanut caught in my throat…
Mohammed Muhammad Mohammad Moooohammed
Paul Muad’dib.
Hassan Bin Jaild or Hassan bin Hapi
Bah! What’s that name that has 72 consonants and thirty three prime numbers? Yeah, that’s the one I want. But only if I get the robe, a crazy beard with bugs and a terminal case of b.o.
Wait – That is half of the jihadis that Mike Wallace wants to blow just for an interview.
Never mind.
Comparison:
Canada:
Kiano Reeves, Eugene Levy, Michael J. Fox, Jim Carrey, Matthew Perry, DHT, EA Sports, Ubisoft, Nintendo, ATI, Logitech, Steve Nash. Invented in Canada: basketball and hockey…
USA:
George Bush
Bah! What kind of name is “Comparison:”?
Tsk, tsk. No suicide belt for you.
hmm… that’s a tough one…
think it would have been “Ibn An Ashol’n Muhammad Sucsas”
Abdul Alhazred
I’m surprised no one of this august audience had not chosen it forthwith.
Flounder
Fudge Islam. I’d rather be beheaded on Al-Jazeera.