Q: What will prohibiting hair gel, liquid soap, shampoo, and other gel-based toiletries do to stop airline terrorism?
A: By banning basic grooming products only the French will fly, and they’ll surrender quickly to Air Marshals.
Q: What will prohibiting hair gel, liquid soap, shampoo, and other gel-based toiletries do to stop airline terrorism?
A: By banning basic grooming products only the French will fly, and they’ll surrender quickly to Air Marshals.
and then the Frogs will join the other side.
Touche
HAHAHAA I love your humor so much.
And all the employees at the Gates can smell the French travlers before they are within 100 feet.
Don’t be so hard on the French. They’ve always been there for us when they needed us. Old, I know, but I feel better now.
May God bless you abundantly for making me laugh. ‘Sall I can say right now.
Why do these things always seem to happen just days before I have to fly? I mean, 9/11, the United Airlines incident where I almost got blacklisted, and then this? Seriously, if I didn’t have to get somewhere, I would have already done quit flyin’.
I think we need to get some Star Trek engineers working on a transporter, or whatever they called it in that show. (I think it was transporter. My brother thinks it was something else… Someone throw me a bone here!)
Anyway. Shame on Chertoff.
Sacre Bleu! Dat ees not funnay, you tewwible American Jooo. I weesh a thousand stale croissants upon your head.
I pretty much agree with your analysis; however, I think you forgot the fact that the French depend on their hair gel more than any other country. The absense of any hair enhancement products will result in a decreased use of air travel by the french, (and their allies, american-left or otherwise) while the rest of us will use the airlines with new vigor.
I hope this clears things up a bit.
al’right marrano, I’m clueless as to how a verse from Revelations talking about Hollywood Jews has anything to do with stinky French people. And how does posting it in a foreign language make it any more related??
Shim, point of correction. The book is Revelation. As in, “The Revelation of St. John the Divine.
It was a single Revelation with many component parts. 😉 /pedantry