For the past three weeks, I thought I was playing that America’s Army combat training and simulation game, but it turned out I was playing America’s Salvation Army.
Now the whole “Hit the mouse button to ring the bell, repeat.” instructions that came with it makes a lot more sense.
Although I did manage to get the Bigger Kettle power-up.
Oh, and the ski mask and gloves, too. Those were kinda cool.
I tried the multiplayer mode, but Harvey kept setting me on fire.
One of my cousins married someone whose family was Salvation Army. Right up until the wedding I thought the organization was a service group. Discovered it is a separate Christian Denomination with a very military structure. The preacher did the wedding in a dress uniform and most of the Brides side was in uniform also. It was VERY creepy as the uniforms looked like some third world army. I know they are good helpful people in reality, but I kept expecting to be led in a pledge to the Glorious Leader or get caught up in a coup de etat.
and FIRST!
I can’t help but feel good about the Salvation Army. Who else would offer poor folks the opportunity to buy used T-shirts for just $4.00 apiece?
Brian-
Just be glad it wasn’t the S.A.’s liberal opposition that your cuz married into:
The Salivation Army, aka The People’s
Charity
Their t-shirts are a lot less, but the taxes on them are unbearable, and most of them have pictures of Che screenprinted on them.
Dude that is so much better than my pirate copy of America’s Salivation Army. I couldn’t even get the short bus out of the first level with those kids trying to eat my face because it looks like pies.
Just tryin’ to keep you from starting a war, Lair 🙂