Man, I wanted SarahK to post I was captured by Mormon extremists here in Idaho and then put up a video of me converting to Mormonism at gunpoint, but I’m on vacation, so no time for sketch comedy. I do have some rants brewing, but I’ll get to them when I get back to Florida (stupid Earnesto trying to ruin our vacation).
Anyhoo, if you’re wondering what the lovely and talented SarahK and I are up to, Sarah has been blogging it (with pictures).
Be honorable, ronin.
UPDATE: BTW, the new shirt design for ThoseShirts.com has been finalized on, and will premiere soon.
Are the Mormons conducting cross-border raids again? I hope you have your Mormon name picked out….
Master Shake,
My Mormon name would be “Barry”.
Let me be the first to point out that Warren Jeffs and his crowd are NOT members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (aka the Mormons). They may think they are, and you may think they are, but the fact is that they are not.
Hermit,
Jeffs wouldn’t want me to join; that would be less wives for the rest of them.
Mormon extremist: “Convert! Or I’ll tie your shoe laces together! Dancing is EEEvil!” Frank J : “OK, can’t dance anyway.”
I already have my Mormon name picked out. “Steve Young”
Frank, do you get to have more than one wife? Are there any good looking ones out there that you are thinking about adding to your “stable”? Do you have to wear that funny underwear we’ve heard about?
My Mormon name will be BYUSpidey.
Bah! Capitalist Swine! He’s already been taken hostage! Don’t you realize a cry for help when you hear it?
Mormon extremists are more than likely going to invite you to dinner and Family Home Evening or ask you to attend church with them.
We don’t have “extremest” in the church.” If someone like “Jeffs” (who IS NOT a member BTW) engages in activities that are inconsistent with the Gospel of Jesus Christ, they are asked to leave.
Oh, just for the edification of those of you out there who are confused. Mormons DO dance. Anyone watch ” So You Think You Can Dance” ? Benji, the winner was a Mormon, so were Heidi and Allison. Yes Victoria, we can dance, sing, celebrate holidays and we believe in Jesus Christ.
My husband’s attitude toward polygamy is ” What would I want with another wife, I have a enough to do to keep up with the one I already have.
I never know whether to feel insulted or complimented when he says that!
Sarahk would need to learn some good jello salad recipes.
Comparison:
Canada:
Kiano Reeves, Eugene Levy, Michael J. Fox, Jim Carrey, Matthew Perry, DHT, EA Sports, Ubisoft, Nintendo, ATI, Logitech, Steve Nash. Invented in Canada: basketball and hockey…
USA:
George Bush
I think I missed something. The comparison is Canada gives the world time wasters and drug addicts and the US gives the world someone who is willing to stand up to terrorists and Libtards?
I can get behind that!
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