(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
With his brother in the hospital, Raul Castro has wasted no time shaking things up in the country he now controls. In a mere 10 days he’s made several notable changes in Cuba:

• Relaxing the ban on American corporations. Even going so far as personally pinching the ceremonial first ass at the new Havana Hooters.
• Upgrading the country’s numerous rusted out 1950’s Chevys by installing broken 8-track players.
• Being more like Bill Clinton, except with better cigars and hotter interns.
• Growing himself a nice, bushy, dictator-beard, like Fidel, Saddam, and that ruthless bastard Santa.
• Guaranteeing the right of free speech to all citizens as long as they don’t use the letter “e”.
• Ending the program of automatic Cuban citizenship for the constant flood of American refugees washing up on their shores.
• Random beatings of political prisoners will no longer include hideous Ricky Martin background music.
• Replacing layers of filth encrusting the streets of Havana with more wholesome layers of crud.
• Replacing numerous giant pictures of Fidel with numerous giant pictures of hot IDF chicks.
• Legalizing the importation of Viagra from America so that he can resolve his “Cuban Missile Crisis”.

He’s still working on getting the Fidel Castro urinal sticker factory up and running, but production is expected to start any day now.