1) (T/F) Raspberry swirls are Homer’s favorite kind of doughnuts
2) When Homer is trying to think un-sexy thoughts, he imagines who in a bikini?
3) In “Homerpalooza”, Lisa says the outdoor concert smells like what?
4) In “Homerpalooza”, who’s been left at the veterinarians for a very long time?
Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.
Archive of entries posted on 15th September 2006
Friday Catblogging – Royal Cat, Terror Cat
Lair’s always whining that nobody else catblogs on Friday even though we have cats. So here’s a picture of Sydney, who has decided she’s the queen of our new guest bedding. It took a couple of smacks on the head for her to understand that “no clawing the comforter” means “no clawing the comforter”.
I am queen of this bed.
And even though my friend Tarina doesn’t like cats and is a tad allergic, and even though she kept putting Minerva back on the floor, Minerva took Tarina’s horizontal position to mean that she wanted Minerva to occupy Tarina’s lap.
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Blogburst! BOOM!
Today is a day off for me, but I thought I should mention that Rightroots is having a blogburst to raise money for conservative candidates. The goal is to get 100 donations for each candidate and show that not only the blogs of left-wing loons can affect the elections.
Remember: It is important to make sure we have some good candidates in Congress this next year, because the Democrats are scared of terrorists and, if the Democrats control things, their strategy will be to hide America under a rock in hopes the terrorists won’t find us. This is a bad idea, for that large of a rock will crush many people. Instead, we need Congressmen who will help fund the hunt for terrorists so we can drop large rocks on them or shoot them or make fun of their excessive body hair. So, even if you only have five dollars to spare, think of donating to some the Rightroots candidates. Then come back here and tell us who you donated to and in what manner you hope he and she will kill the terrorists.
More from John Hawkins and Lorie Byrd – daughter of Sen. Robert Byrd.
We Knew Them When…
sherlock is guestblogging at Protein Wisdom today. Just want to say that we know him. And his lovely and talented wife Rachel. You know, we do lunch and dinner and Disney and karaoke and met at the movies and stuff.
Friday Catblogging
Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Sure, we’ve received cease-and-desist letters from former President Clinton and his henchman administration’s security advisor Sandy Berger, but we here at IMAO are not cowards like ABC or the Walt Disney Corporation. FrankJ is not only braver than their CEO Robert Iger, but he’s also much wiser, too.
We believe that we have done our best to stick to official records when dramatizing Friday Catblogging incidents in the White House that led to Osama Bin Laden’s unfortunate survival of the Twentieth Century.
Anyway, it’s time for Nardo the Flippykitty:
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Nardo is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
You can find more examples of Friday catblogging by searching a blog search engine such as Technorati for “catblogging.”
You can also find a roundup of catblogging posts at The Friday Ark, located at The Modulator blog.
Then, when the weekend is nearly over, head over to The Carnival of the Cats for more kitty goodness.
There’s also Flickr Groups called Furry Friday and Friday Catblogging.
Anybody I miss?
Happy Birthday to Harvey
Harvey celebrated his 40th birthday yesterday. Y’all go give him belated birthday wishes. NOW!