When I get back to regular blogging next week, I’d like to take another stab at Frank Answers™. The procedure for submitting questions for Frank Answers™ has changed, though; just put them in the comments to this post.
And you better give me some good questions this time, or I swear I’m going to get some new readers.
Can a normal sized mouse beat up a small bird (e.g. a bluejay)?
Does your dog bite?
If you could only own one gun, what would it be?
Does the saying “Fool me once, shame on you… Fool me twice shame on me!” have any bearing in today’s masochistic society??
How many ways are there to skin a terrorist?
If bitten by a Democrat, will clensing the bite area with disinfectant prevent you from turning into one? Or is it a hopeless cause, requiring to shoot yourself in the head?
When is Hellbender the Novel coming out and why haven’t we seen much of MFL lately? Did you have him re-programmed to spew Karl Rove inputted talking points at the sock puppet’s site?
Will you (unlike a certain Duck we know) actually answer these questions? Will you ever force the Duck to do the same?
When am I getting my Zionist conspirator’s check? It’s overdue.
After a long day of killing foriegners, communists and terrorists (or foriegn communist terrorists) how do you get your tactical gear clean? I mean, I can handle the guns and knives and cuisinarts, but I don’t know how to handle the BDUs and armor.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was chuck norris.
If I ask nicely, will you petition the US government to bomb the communist HQ here in Italy?
If Bush = Hitler, what is the square root of the logarithm of the Iranian president?
Do hippies taste great? or are they less filling? And should I plug my nose whey I eat one?
Is liberalism quantized, or can it be explained by classical mechanics?
How many Jihadists does it take to change a lightbulb?
And to Rick, Maybe it would be sufficient to just punch yourself in your dumb monkey face.
Apparently the 10-most-wanted polygamist in Utah (Jeffs) is going to spend life in jail for arranging underage girl marriages.
Will they declare Mohammed to be a 10-most-wanted criminal too? How about the Saudi king and a whole lot of Arabs?
Would Jeffs be in trouble if he arranged marriages with underage boys? How about in California? Or would he get a commendation by Schwartzenkennedy?
What were the best and worst things about Idaho?
And I like chocolate lucky charms with chocolate milk on them. what’s your favorite cereal?
Why do “they” hate us?
I have emailed you some thoughts
What do the promised 72 virgins really look like and do you think that once one of these pricks blows himself to smithereans will he will be happy or disappointed with the choice he/her/it made when presented with that turn in the road?
If the Democrats take Congress this November, how will the terrorists celebrate?
Just how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Why do trolls
suddenly appear
every time
you are near?
if the birth rate of liberals is dropping and the birth rate of conservitives is going up, why does it seem to be only more of these smelly monkey faced libs running around????
when will they cease to exist and will it be soon, i got to plan the big end of the lib bash with some tasty animals for dinner???
oh yeah, why is there no word to rhyme with orange?
If I punched a liberal in his dumb monkey face in the forest, would he still make a sound?
When is the theocracy going to be established, I’ve been waiting a long time, and Frankly, I’ve been getting quite bored.
Now that Pluto is no longer a planet, can we nuke it?
1) Who are you planning on voting for in Florida’s Republican primary?
2) Is Aquaman ever going to blog again?
3) How many swallows does it actually take to carry a coconut?
4)Hi.
Do you have any plans for nuking any of the other planets’ moons? I mean Phoebos and Diemos are puny little things that hardly have the right to be called moons anyways… hmmmm…. did I just stumble into the real reason for the NASA Mars plans?
What breathing for?
Also, I am a terrorist. What can I do to be sure I don’t get caught?
Can I please have some gum?
should we save the whales and nuke France?
can we nuke both?
why not just nuke OPEC?
when will the UN finally realize its a corrupt and useless organinzation and commit suicide?
do you want fries with that?
freedom or french?
If I was driving at 75mph, then a police officer, 30 seconds later, started chasing me with an initial speed 0 mph, accelerating at 30ft/s. How long would it take for the UN to condemn that officers actions?
how many beers does it take you to get drunk?
If I had one million dollars I wouldnt give it to you. How does that make you feel?
Is Oprah Winfrey an evil organization worthy of the “Axis of Evil”, and should she be stopped? or allowed to continue her rampage of evilness?
Shouldn’t there be a warning label on all boxes of Cap’n Crunch that read; “Caution, consumption of more than three bowls of this product in one sitting will scrape several layers of tender flesh off the roof of your mouth.”
Followup: Think I should sue the Cap’n?
You’re familiar with the twin paradox, right? One twin blasts off in a spaceship, cruises around at relativistic speed, and returns to find her sister has aged much more than she.
My question is, if all motion is relative, how do you know that they weren’t already traveling at high speed, and that the spacefaring twin decelerated instead of accelerated? Shouldn’t she be the one who ages faster then?
I’ve asked actual physicists this, and I’ve yet to get a satisfying answer. They all seem to cop out and invoke some sort of universal rest frame, which seems to me to belie the idea of relativity in the first place.
If any readers are supersmart like Frank, feel free to chime in.
How come some of these people asked more than one question? Are we allowed to ask more than one? Will you answer them all?
If questions were doughnuts…or raisins… ok, I don’t have a question.
If I were to engage a leftard about personal and moral responsibility, would he or she/it (horsesh*t, for short) still be conspicuously mistaken?
If the only people having abortions are monkey faced liberals, then why are Republicans opposed to them? It would seem that they should just allow the species to die out through selective breeding…
QUINN – all of it
Will Hillary have to try to appear sexy to get the ’08 nomination [shudders]?
Frank J.
Is it true that I am only a figment of your imagination?
If you are me and I am you, is my longing to steal your (my?) wingnut butt from SarahK, narcism or Onanism?
Will you ever admit that you are really a liberal who is running a leftwing parody of a rightwing parody of a leftwing parody of a rightwing humor site?
I am not you, then why do MY ears hurt when you go shooting?
Are you also Babs? Is it wrong that I am jealous when your Babs personality gets more attention than ME your MFL personality?
If I obey my roveian mind control device, will it make the voices stop?
Hail Chthulhu,
Monkey Faced Liberal
when’s the in my world book coming out?
and, If I killed ia hippy, would it be right to call it murder even though hippies aren’t people?
when’s the in my world book coming out?
and, If I killed ia hippy, would it be right to call it murder even though hippies aren’t people?
MFL … Eat a Bullet !
“Weekend with Bernie III, Bernie does Cuba”?
Ummm…how cum hippy girls look cute until you talk to them?
Where are you going to get new readers from if we don’t ask good enough questions?
What is the cube root of tapioca?
I water my garden everyday. And I’m fat. Do you know any good exercise plans?
When is the best time to plant cucumbers? HOw do you pickle them so they aren’t all salty and gross? Also, how do you knit a sweater fit for a cat?
Is it quicker to Seattle, or by bus?
Will you still answer my question if I e-mail it instead of post it?
As a service to our Border Patrol Agents, where is it safe to shoot drug smugglers so that you won’t get prosecuted afterward. Apparently the buttocks is off-limits.
Is there anything remotely “real” about MTV’s Real World?
Why would anyone ask Paris Hilton for an autograph?
Was Bill Clinton really the President of the United States or were my friends just playing a really sick joke?
Two blondes walk into a building, did either of them see it?
and also,
Was Bill Clinton really the President of the United States or were my friends just playing a really sick joke?
SeanQ-
ygm.
What is truth?
Will I ever have sex again?
31 and 32 are not mine. They belong to an unworthy Sarcasm Man imposter! Nice try Faker Man. I’m sorry you are embarrased for the stupid questions you thought up for Frank. He will be very angry with your dumb questions when he gets home but he will pretend to like them to fool you.
P.S. you must spell commenter like i do — commentor. I call you all commentors because you torture poor Frank with your idiocy. i.e. commentors = tormentors. This word is my gift to all of you who are so much not very smart. Frank is very kind to put up with all of you as much as he does.
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
i am god!!!!
Does Sarcasm Man have too much time on his hands, way too much time on his hands or is he just another unemployable leftard posting from the public library while mumbling about freemasons and/or the Joooos?
“Why do so many posters on your site believe George W. Bush has made things safer when in fact he has made them more dangerous by losing the War in Iraq…”
WTF?!? When did the US withdraw, the terrorists topple the elected government, and al-Qaeda declare an Islamic theocracy in Iraq?
(checks news sources…)
We didn’t lose. Yet. And we won’t as long as the leftards don’t force another cut-n-run Vietnam on us.
Did you hide Helen Thomas’ pills? Cause if you did, good for you.
If monkeys are evil, why is any movie with a monkey in it good?
Bah! Answer this, capitalist swine!
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
If a tree falls in a rain forest, and no liberal is around to whine about it, does it still contribute to global warming?
If a tree falls in a rain forest, and no liberal is around to whine about it, does it still contribute to global warming?
//P.S. you must spell commenter like i do — commentor. I call you all commentors because you torture poor Frank with your idiocy//
You’d be hard pressed to find anyone who actually wants to do anything like you do, except maybe pedophiles. I do agree that our run of the mill idiocy pales in comparison to the runaway idiocy you displayed in just a few short words, monkey face.
Frank,
Does Sarcasm Man not know that the term is “commentator,” and that a commentator commentates during his commentations? Irregardless, I am alright with his condensing attitude towarst us dumb IMAO fans. I mean, ain’t we all, acrost the county, just productions of are real good pubic education thingy that the Democrats are so proud of?
Oopsy, ended a sentence with a perspiration.
No one can question my patriotism, but…
I believe that the racist war Bushitler has waged against the oppressed muslims in their own sharia controlled vicinities & beyond is mean. After all, the whole earth was allah’s, despite his absence 600+ after Christ’s ministry, not to mention ALL human generations prior to Christ’s arrival. We, as Americans, have no right to confront anyone who intends to eradicate us for giving us for being right & exercising the liberty to speak out.
I mean, if the Brits had the spine to follow through during the real Revolution, we might have been paying homage to the queen! We do, however, have the right to submit to islamists when they start whining like a room full of adolescents about how constrained they are by the Zionist Bush Administration’s nazi agenda…
That sounds like a contradiction, but it’s all Bush’s fault! I stubbed my toe the other day, and I knew that was Bush’s fault, too; if I hadn’t been thinking about how Bush was such a Zionist nazi, I would’ve seen what was right in front of my own nose!
Hmmm…
Which lips are Angelina’s?
Is Michelle Malkin a cylon? If she is, can you ask her to send a copy of the tall blonde cylons to me in Chicago for “research” purposes?
Where in the world is Matt Lauer?
Is shooting an illegal immigrant at a water station hunting in a baited field?
Would killing Ahmadimanidiot be murder or a mercy killing?
Will spacemonkey ever find his left foot?
The inhabitants of San Francisco all have monkey faces. Are they human, or some lower form of primate life?
Ever punched a head of lettuce?
This is kinda fun 🙂
Ya know, I’ve dropped in on some left wing web sites now and then. And if they’re not hate-filled, I’ll leave a comment.
Seldom do I get vicious response.
Why? Sarcasm Man?
I don’t leave a 9 page response, that’s why.
And you better give me some good questions this time, or I swear I’m going to get some new readers.
Oh yeah, just for that I’m not going to ask a question. There is absolutely no way that I’m going to ask you a question. No way at all.
And anyway, where are you going to get new readers?
MFL a solipsist?
That would explain the apparent Leftie self-hatred, and refusal to accept any outside opinions.
Who let Monkey Faced Liberal out of “IT’S” Cage?
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