And after he found his pants, he was too busy dodging indictments and of course Hillary. After what happened early in his presidency to Vince Foster, he’d have been a fool to cross her. (I wonder if he kept Holy Water and garlic on his person and wore a cross around his neck. I know I would have.
My sweet spouse just told me the real reason Bill couldn’t find Osama:
He was distracted by “Little Willy”
Actually that is traveling down a superhighway that I don’t want to travel on, ever.
I miss Bill Clinton! He needs to get on TV more and remind the American people why we threw the democRATS out of both houses in 1994! DerSchlickmeister strikes again! I’ll bet the Shrew will have his ass on a short leash for awhile…
Well, the pants thing might not have been entirely Clinton’s fault. Let’s just say that if we ever catch Osama and find that he’s wearing Clinton’s pants, Mr. Legacy might just get a little redemption.
If we find Osama wearing Slick Willie’s pants:
There are questions about how he got those pants that I don’t ever want to know the answer to.
and
I think he’s going to have to give Ms.Rodman back her pants (yet again how he got them I really, really, really don’t want to know.)
Clinton couldn’t find Osama because Osama was busy praying on Hillary’s prayer rug and playing “hide the Koran”. Hillary’s pad is the last place he would dare to tread.
How come president Bush hasn’t found Osama Bin Laden? Cuz he’s too busy pandering to the whims of gun totoing, mayonaise-sandwich eating trailer trash.
And after he found his pants, he was too busy dodging indictments and of course Hillary. After what happened early in his presidency to Vince Foster, he’d have been a fool to cross her. (I wonder if he kept Holy Water and garlic on his person and wore a cross around his neck. I know I would have.
I forgot. Firsttttttt!
Dodging Hillary was the reason that he couldn’t find his pants. She was wearing them.
My sweet spouse just told me the real reason Bill couldn’t find Osama:
He was distracted by “Little Willy”
Actually that is traveling down a superhighway that I don’t want to travel on, ever.
I miss Bill Clinton! He needs to get on TV more and remind the American people why we threw the democRATS out of both houses in 1994! DerSchlickmeister strikes again! I’ll bet the Shrew will have his ass on a short leash for awhile…
Well, the pants thing might not have been entirely Clinton’s fault. Let’s just say that if we ever catch Osama and find that he’s wearing Clinton’s pants, Mr. Legacy might just get a little redemption.
If we find Osama wearing Slick Willie’s pants:
There are questions about how he got those pants that I don’t ever want to know the answer to.
and
I think he’s going to have to give Ms.Rodman back her pants (yet again how he got them I really, really, really don’t want to know.)
Clinton Tried, People Died.
He was simply looking in the wrong places-usually up women’s dresses. He should have been looking in goat herds.
I don’t get it. When did Clinton ever wear pants?
Clinton couldn’t find Osama because Osama was busy praying on Hillary’s prayer rug and playing “hide the Koran”. Hillary’s pad is the last place he would dare to tread.
How come president Bush hasn’t found Osama Bin Laden? Cuz he’s too busy pandering to gun totoing, mayonaise-sandwich eating trailer trash.
How come president Bush hasn’t found Osama Bin Laden? Cuz he’s too busy pandering to the whims of gun totoing, mayonaise-sandwich eating trailer trash.
If you say it a third time, it’ll still be wrong. As a consolation, I’ll send you a sandwich, li’l peter.