As I was breaking out a new box of garbage bags, something fell to the floor. Not knowing what it was I knelt down to take a closer look. It turned out to be a bunch of those little twisty-tie things that were stuck together. Have you seen these? They also have them at the supermarket in the produce section. Me? I never use the suckers. Instead, I like to tie a knot in the plastic bag and be done with it.
See?
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well, i save them in the junk for and use them for other things. like tying up computer cables and such. but i chose #4.
that’s junk drawer
wah r u guys doing u thin tha u been true to ur self and ur garbage man u being a discrace then when u do sumut wrong no one critizis u lot wen it comes to garbage women u critizise bags u knw wha jst because one does sumut wrong u cant blame us all wel we dnt get justice twisti tyes want peace thats wha bags r bout why r u makin more twistis being created u r jst playin ur self live on ur bags if u gt any and watch the bags r always watchin u lot knw garbage is a true twisti jst cant tke it wel this isnt life wen u go to ur grave tha is where the garbage will judge on wha u hve created!
/haha…sorry, I had to do this
above comment = hilarious
Jiad to all knot tiers! You have offended me a twisty tie user and now you must die, infidel!
All your twist-ties are belong to us!
I used mine to make funny images of mohammed, when do I get my art grant?
Please send more twistacles down to Gitmo. They use them on prisoners to cut off blood supply to . . . I mean to hold their Korans shut when the wind is blowing . . .oh, never mind.
I use them to fashion a crude garrotte to end the lives of islamofascist scum bags. Does that make me a bad person?
Damn you Frank, for having the smartest commenters.
Now my witty remarks pale in comparison.
I’ll keep tryin’ though.
Actually they are quite useful to hold the bag closed once you have place the inanimate follower of the Religion of Peace inside it.
Embracing the S.S.Consequently, the Zionists brought Baron Von Mildenstein of the S.S. Security Service to Palestine for a six-month visit in support of Zionism. This visit led to a twelve-part report by Joseph Goebbels, Hitler?s Minister of Propaganda, in Der Angriff (The Assault) in 1934 praising Zionism.
Goebbels ordered a medallion struck with the Swastika on one side, and on the other, the Zionist Star of David.
In May 1935, Reinhardt Heydrich, the chief of the S.S. Security Service, wrote an article in which he separated Jews into “two categories.” The Jews he favored were the Zionists: “Our good wishes together with our official good will go with them.”[82] In 1937, the Labor “socialist” Zionist militia, the Haganah (founded by Jabotinsky) sent an agent (Feivel Polkes) to Berlin offering to spy for the S.S. Security Service in exchange for the release of Jewish wealth for Zionist colonization. Adolf Eichmann was invited to Palestine as the guest of the Haganah
Hey Ibbs, pass dat joint man! And why did Eichman got to a Shanana concert!? Dude, you’re fried!
Little known fact:
The NAZI’s loved the Jews.
Woops, left out ‘to kill’ between “loved” and “the”.
//Goebbels ordered a medallion struck with the Swastika on one side, and on the other, the Zionist Star of David.//
…and they fashioned twist ties into a decorative ribbon to hang the medallion around the neck of their favorite nazi Zionist. See Ibbs, you gotta (twistie) tie your comment into the topic, or otherwise it’s just lame…
I put them in the closet with my wire hangers then wait for them to breed. Takes about 5 minutes.