Let’s see who wins IMAO Bonus Points!
First, we have the caption contest of the screaming jihadi.
The winning entry is…
ROCK BEATS SCISSORS I TELL YOU!!!
Congratulations db; you get 500 IMAO Bonus Points.
These runner up entries each get 50 IMAO Bonus Points:
“IT’S TIME TO FIGHT, FOR THE RIGHT, TO JEEEEEE-HAAAAAAD!” by Kay
“For the last time, it’s po-TAH-to!” by BillyHW
“I command you, my beard: GROW!!!!” by brandEn
in a hate-filled voice “JOOOOOOOS!!!!”
interrupted
“What’s that you said, Achmed?”
Achmed speaks quietly
“Oh…”
in a hate-filled voice “POOOOOOOOPE!!!”
by SilverBubble
“Stop talking about Michelle Malkin!!”
and
“GOTCH YER F@#K$%N’ NO-O-O-O-O-SE…!!!”
by Tuning Spork
“BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL… I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!” by Braden
Also, 430 bonus points goes to snarky for correctly guessing that it was the clothing on the tiny doll model of the murder victim that was made by silly sister Sarah for last night’s episode of CSI (and, apparently, it will be in next week’s episode too). She was hired by someone in the special effects department to do that.
Watch out for more IMAO Bonus Points awards in the future (such as the winner of the Hugo Chavez caption contest).
Current Leader in IMAO Bonus Point Awards: Frank J.
Kewel!
So, like, how many bonus points do I need to get a t-shirt? 🙂
How is it that your silly sister Sarah can get an IMDb page and you can’t get your own Wikipedia entry? Something’s just not right.
Congrats to your sister though. It looks like she’s doing great.
Moneyman,
Unlike my sister, I’ve never done the slighest notable thing.
Not true. You made a pretty remarkable choice for a wife.
Packers!! made me laugh the most…
Whoa. Congratulations to your sis, Frank J. That creepy doll was easily the most riveting and eerie part of the show. Had my hairs on end for a solid two minutes, it did.
El Santo,
Yeah, I guess that would have been creepy if my stupid sister hadn’t ruined it for me!
Still, I’m curious about the next episode…
Waitg a minute, Frank j, you married your sister?
IMB, that’s way sicker than any doll.
spacemonkey,
Totally different Sarah. I swear.
My sister has no ‘K’.
I must say I’m right proud of myself. I never win over at Wizbang (I quit trying, actually… perhaps that’s why), but it’s good to know that at IMAO I have a chance.
SilverBubble,
If there’s one thing you can count on from IMAO, it’s that we’re much less discriminating than Wizbang.
Sweet!!! Do you need my address to send me a free t-shirt or have you been spying on me thru the computer and already know where I live?
It’s a one to many connection, snarky. We all know.
And as God said to Kent in the classic movie Real Genius, Stop playing with yourself!