All day long I’ve been hearing the dims say that ABC and Disney are just propagandizing for the Republicans to help them win elections.
I agree. It’s in their nature to push the Republican agenda. It’s all they’ve done for years. Every night, I come home, cook a pot roast, open my Bible to the New Testament, turn on ABC, get Jesus and my preacher grampa on a conference call, and we have a big old conservative hoedown.
In fact, ABC is currently undergoing a moniker change. Oh, they’re sticking with A-B-C, but they’re going to change what A-B-C stands for. I mean, other than good Christian fun. Names they’re considering:
All ‘Bout Christ
Anything But Communism
Anchors Better Convert
Add Bing Cherries (I’m not sure why, but I think it’s somewhere in the Bible that the apostle Paul liked those)
Advertising for Biblical Consumers
Archaeology Bears Confirmation of Christ (in which case they would have to become ABC^2)
Against Bad Clintons*
Yep, they’re all about propaganda for Bush and his Christian Coalition. That’s why the “Holiday Tree” at Epcot last “Holiday Season” said everything except Merry Christmas (scroll all the way to the bottom).
*add your own in the comments
Angry Black Conservatives
Always Better Clean
Ain’t Bill Crazy?
All Boys Channel
Amy Brings Carnage (oops sorry, ex wife slipped in there!)
Asssociated Bad Christians
America Blessed Christ
Already Been Chewed (like the gum)
Alf Bites Cats
Abel, Baker, Charlie (Gibson!)
Argle Bargle Conclave
Allah Be Cool
A Bloated Carbuncle
A Bad Concubine…needs a good spanking
http://www.pereiraville.com/slideshows/2005/WDW111905.html
On that website, why does FrankJ look, like more retarded there, than he does on IMAO. Why is his IMAO pictures better? Where is Adnann Hajj?
Aren’t Bagpipes Cool
Aint Beatin’ Cowboys (it’s football season baby)
Ain’t Bork Cool?
Abortion Banners’ Channel
All Bush Channel
Armed Baptist Congregations network
Less than 5 hours of criticism of Democrats over the last 50 years, and they must be all of the above. Amazing. Quick, Kos and the Freshmaker should join Disney’s board to restore order!
Americans Being Christian
Accutus Bellum Carbolli
(Doesn’t mean anything…but it sure sounds fancy!)
Always Buy Canadian, eh?
//Against Bad Clintons//
As opposed to…?
Anybody But Couric
I am so bored.
Am Burpin’ Coke
About to Be Castrated.
“Anybody But Couric”
LOL!
Am Biased Conservative?
I dunno, I got nothin’. Just wanted Sarah to know I noticed that she posted this and not Frank. I won’t make that mistake again.
Glad to see you posting more 🙂
Are Beatin’ Cowboys!!!!!
It’s football season and the Steelers are goin’ ALL THE WAY! (Again) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Aggravate Bill Clinton.
Always Bush’s Crew.
Anything Bush Chooses.
Always Bashing Commies.
Alliance to Beat the Crazies.
I personally love their new slogan: “Always Be Conservative.”
Al-Qaeda’s Bitch Couric
And the Beatings Continue
All Bulls–t Channel
Always Baiting Christians
Amish Broadc..uh…Barnbuilding Convocation
Tommy TT, i think you may have missed the point of the post…
Awful
Bad
Choice
Already Been Communized
Aint Bout Conservatives
Always Believe in Christ
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