Seattle haikus #1 Posted by Laurence Simon on 26 September 2006, 10:34 am My mommy is sick Surgery is tomorrow Ooh! Ooh! Space Needle! Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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No, haiku, but… Writer, we in Seattle have been experiencing unseasonable sunniness the past couple of days. So enjoy the weather, Lair. 🙂 Loading... Reply to this comment
Mother best wishes to You are still a silly Joooo Clinton blew a gasket Monica just blew Loading... Reply to this comment
Governor Gregoire Does not deserve her office. Dead voters don’t lie. Trees for the hugging, Slugs making slick, slimy trails, Lib’rals are ev’rywhere. Washingtonians Don’t understand the meaning Of the passing lane. Loading... Reply to this comment
Good left coast mothers Always capitalize on Their offspring’s passing Loading... Reply to this comment
As a brave sea hawk Fumbles around on the ground Your left wing’s broken Loading... Reply to this comment
Apologies, El Santo, I haven’t spent much time their over the last three decades, but some years before that. Loading... Reply to this comment
Go, you evil Joooooo;
Run, hide behind your mother –
May Allah smite you!
– A Follower of the Religion of Peace
And that wasn’t supposed to rhyme!
– A Follower of the Religion of Pieces
Best of luck to your mother, Lair.
My coffee is cold
Must be Karl Rove again
Hang him from a tree
Starbucks everywhere,
Even in the toilet tank.
Cream? Sugar? Hell no.
Chris Williams monkey?
If so, then smack with hammer.
Please get well, Lair’s mom.
The Mariners suck
Alexander broke his foot
I hate being here
Bill Richardson
a Clintonite monkey face
graft reigns supreme here.
Lefty Haven
Karl Marx or Groucho Marx
Don’t move to Florida
Best to your Mommy
Sorry she’s feeling so bad
Moss grows on poo there
No sun seen today
None yesterday
Yes this is must be Seattle
No, haiku, but…
Writer, we in Seattle have been experiencing unseasonable sunniness the past couple of days. So enjoy the weather, Lair. 🙂
Monkey on the news
Interviewing Clinton Now
Olbermann’s insane
Mother best wishes to
You are still a silly Joooo
Clinton blew a gasket
Monica just blew
My best to your mom, Lair. I’ll be praying for her.
Governor Gregoire
Does not deserve her office.
Dead voters don’t lie.
Trees for the hugging,
Slugs making slick, slimy trails,
Lib’rals are ev’rywhere.
Washingtonians
Don’t understand the meaning
Of the passing lane.
Good left coast mothers
Always capitalize on
Their offspring’s passing
As a brave sea hawk
Fumbles around on the ground
Your left wing’s broken
Apologies, El Santo, I haven’t spent much time their over the last three decades, but some years before that.