Lots of people have been asking me:
- “How’s your mom?”
and - “What was the problem with her, anyway?”
The answers are:
- “She’s fine and recovering.”
and - “We made the mistake of getting her the ‘Tuba Hero’ video game for her birthday and she threw her back out. Next year we’re sticking to jumper cables and flowers.”
silly joooooo
I would so own at Tuba Hero.
Eh, a little accident on the way to bringing rock to the unrocked masses. She’ll recover her back… but I’m not sure about the GH addiction.
Been there, done that, made the movie, play and TV show, got the T-shirt, jacket and ball cap.
Hope you mom get better soon. As a fellow sufferer, I told my doctor I would rather have 6 more children (I already have six) than go through that kind of pain again.
Get good drugs and take them, it’s the only answer, and of course a cute, strong and very male physical therapist. Give a girl something to look forward to.
Tuba Hero? Does that have anything to do with dotting the “I” in Ohio?
I won’t play Tuba Hero, as the only black character in the game plays the flute. Besides, way too much blood and gore in that one for my liking.
Jumper Cables and Flowers? Why waste your money on something that does nothing and just dies. Get you mom jumper cables and a can of Fix-a-flat. You can never have enough Fix-a-flat.
What about WD-40 and Duct tape oh the things we can do with these! Hell make up a nice little basket, jumper cables, fix a flat, WD and duct tape
set for life!
Silly Evillegenius,
You forgot the large mallot. How can you fix anything without a large mallot?