There have been so many opinions by so many people about the Iraq War, I’ve decided it’s time that I right the definitive editorial summing things up. It will be up Monday, and should be the last word on the affair.
Have a fun weekend!
Archive of entries posted on 13th October 2006
Air America – A Liberal Success Story
Chapter 1: It started with a vision by Al Franken. After being told repeatedly by his fans to “Blow it out your @ss.” He realizes that he that he should. Air America is founded.
Chapter 2. Jean Garofalo is added when her profile matches all 47 fields of interest of Air America, as established by E-Harmony.com. Unofortunately, Jean has, as they say in the radio industry, a “voice for TV.” In order to make her voice more appealing, everytime she talks, they also run the garbage disposal.
Chapter 3. Broadcast begins after a hostile take over of the All-Carribean music station.
Chapter 4. Air America denies any rumors that the network is on shaky financial ground. It then expands its frequency to include 17 local Jack In The Box Drive Thrus.
Chapter 5. In order to create a greater sense of community, Air America borrows several hundred thousand dollars from the Gloria Wise Boys and Girls club. Although they now lack after school supplies such as pencils and electricity, they are comforted to know they can turn on the battery powered radio and “listen to the short white man.”
Chapter 6: Al Franken denies any rumors of wrong doing. He also reminds listeners that he’s seen Brokeback Mountain 36 times.
Chapter 7: Al Franken writes a new book. “Can you loan me twenty dollars?”
Chapter 8: Air America denies any rumors of financial uncertaintly. In a show of solidarity, many of their employees decide to go without their regular paychecks.
Chapter 9: Air America loses half of its listernership when the local Jack In The Boxes decide to go with Muzak.
Chapter 10:. The liberal talk network announces that any rumors of their demise are rumors by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. They also maintain that they have fully repaid any money borrowed from boy and girl clubs and is sitting in an escrow account and no wewon’tsharethe accountnumberwith you, what’s wrong with you – don’ t you trust us?
Which leads us to the next chapter.
hmm. what is the next Chapter?
Oh Yeah.
Chapter 11. Air America files Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
Heh. Heh.
Friday Catblogging
Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
All of the other IMAO bloggers are looking for black cats to catblog with, seeing as how this is Friday the Thirteenth and Halloween is approaching. But I’m willing to settle with a pumpkin-puss orange goofball of a cat so I can make the Friday Catblogging deadline.
Anyway, it’s time for Nardo, buddy to all::
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Nardo is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
You can find more examples of Friday catblogging by searching a blog search engine such as Technorati for “catblogging.”
You can also find a roundup of catblogging posts at The Friday Ark, located at The Modulator blog.
Then, when the weekend is nearly over, head over to The Carnival of the Cats for more kitty goodness.
There’s also Flickr Groups called Furry Friday and Friday Catblogging.
Anybody I miss?
BREAKING NEWS
Today’s Simpsons Trivia
1) What old man is Abe’s best friend?
2) Where are the kids going when the bus crashes into the ocean and they get stranded on an island?
3) Who tells Ralph Wiggum to burn things?
4) Who is the flower cart girl that Moe falls in love with?
Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.