Tomorrow on IMAO…

I wanted to get the next part of In My World: Nuclear Dong out today, but didn’t have time. Will have it for you tomorrow, and… well… at least I think it’s going to be super-funny.
Just out of curiosity, are IMWs still a lot of people’s favorite type of post?

Guns, What Can’t They Do?

A blogger was talking about the problem of having to check expensive camera equipment and then having it lost or stolen, and then one of his commenters came up with the solution: Guns!
Remember: No problem is so complex it can’t be solved by proper firearm usage.
(hat tip: Bruce Schneier’s Crypto-Gram; BTW, check out his post about a book of random numbers and the accompanying Amazon.com link)

It’s a Directory… of Blogs!

The Hotline has done a little write up on each of the top fifty political blogs (based on Alexa traffic ranknings). IMAO made the list, so check it out and read up on your blogs and bloggers. I though I’d be the youngest of the top fifty, but it ends up there are a few others around my age.

IMSO 68

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The War in Iraq Is Going Either Very Well or Very Poorly… Or So-So… I Think
An Editorial by Frank J.

 After listening to the numerous opinions on the Iraq War, it has become quite obvious that something is happening in that country. The current state of affairs will most certainly be detrimental to the Middle East’s future unless it is beneficial or of no effect whatsoever. This goes doubly for Iraqis themselves. And I can say that with great certainty as it the opinion of the numerous pundits who have been to Iraq or read a book on Iraq or saw numerous news stories on Iraq as well as the numerous pundits who have listened to those pundits. While some (or many) may argue that some (or many) of those opinions are based more on biases than facts, it is important to remember that that doesn’t mean those opinions are wrong. Unless they are wrong… but they may not be. So keep that in mind.

“So, is it worth the cost in the lives of our soldiers? This is a good question unless it’s missing the point.”

 So how did Iraq end up it’s current state? This is quite directly attributable to the success or failure of the Bush Administration… unless of course things happened that were completely out of their hands. The consensus of opinion, though, is that the blame lies somewhere unless it was no one’s fault. It’s hard to argue with that… but some will anyway. Obviously, Rumsfeld underestimated the number of troops needed unless he got the number right or possibly sent too many. This caused the Iraq War to be a front or distraction to the War on Terror, which we all agree is an important fight or a blunder that never should have been started. According to those in the know, and those not in the know, and those who don’t know what they know, this should all have some or no effect on the future.

 So, is it worth the cost in the lives of our soldiers? This is a good question unless it’s missing the point. According to some and many and some of those many, the current number of American lives lost in the war is unacceptably high or very low or about what’s expected. This is quite obvious if you look to other American wars which are good measures or misleading, as the battles in them were quite similar to today except for the differences. All agree, though, that the sacrifice of our soldiers should or should not be respected as they are dying for our freedom or for no reason whatsoever. Certainly no one would celebrate those deaths other than those who do. And that’s a good/bad thing (or vice versa).

 And what about the Iraqis who died? This is important to consider unless it is irrelevant. Everyone agrees that tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands have died as a result or regardless of this war… except for those who put the number in the millions or much less. Obviously, this is a number different or the same as those who would have died under Saddam… though those number could have been exaggerated or underestimated. But life is certainly better or worse for Iraqis now if you discount those for who things have remained the same. That’s why many Iraqis are angry or happy or ambivalent, and can expect a bright or bitter future or more of the same. What experts and expert-sounding people do agree on (for the most part) is that there will be a future of some sort.

 What is important or pointless is establishing a stable democracy in Iraq. This easily attainable to impossible, but requires us to stay the course or do a completely different strategy– unless it’s more prudent to just give up. What everyone agrees on, though, is that a stable democracy is what will bring peace to region unless a friendly dictator would be more practical or we should just get out of there and not care either way.

 The Iraq War certainly is something. All agree that there is an Iraq and that stuff is happening there. Also, it is quite certain that some sort of action/inaction is required by the U.S. Less certain is whether out of the thousands of people commenting on Iraq, if any of them actually know anything. What I do know for sure, though, is that I’m hungry… unless I’m misinterpreting a feeling of nausea, that is.
Frank J. is a syndicated columnist whose columns appear worldwide on IMAO.us. He is also the author of such books as “Victorious Quagmire: Yet Another Book About Iraq from Someone Clamining to Know What’s He’s Talking About” and “Bacon Calms the Mind: A Look at the Root Causes of Islamic Terror”.

Nuke the Moon™ Shirts Are Back!

As the Nuke the Moon™ essay becomes more relevant than ever (does America want to be laughed at or feared like gods?), the Nuke the Moon™ t-shirt has come back into print (its third printing). Order one now before they’re all gone; otherwise, you won’t be able to be a part of the Peace Gallery™.
Oh, I need to update the templates on those pages…
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Protects you from all forms of harm and danger.
P.S. You can also read the Nuke the Moon In My World™.
P.P.S. New Cool Quotes designs and new bumper stickers have been added to the IMAO Store. Also, the IMAO logo that goes on the front pocket of shirts has been altered to be higher placed, have a cooler shade of red (dark and lighter red blended together) for the lettering, and now includes the tagline.

IMAO Fans Are Just Like America!

America demands more roundtable.
Also IMAO fans demand more roundtable.
So it logically follows that IMAO fans are just like America! Yay! The best country ever in the history of nation-states! Go y’all (us).
This remains especially true if “Your mother was a hamster.”

Today’s Simpsons Trivia

(Introduction)


1) (T/F) Marge’s mother is named Jacqueline Bouvier
2) Where does Grampa Simpson live?
3) Who died and left Abe Simpson a fortune?
4) Who was Marge’s art teacher at Springfield Community College?
Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.