This may sound strange to state, but I have to agree with Madonna and her recent decision to adopt a young, dark child. It’s not that I don’t like Madonna. Afterall, I do appreciate her sacrifice on the cross. A sacrifice she makes at her concerts several times a week, twice on Saturdays. It’s just that she’s always so darn preachy.
Well, now I’m on board with the program. That’s why I say we should all follow Madonna’s example of lovingness. Yes, we should all travel to foreign countries, find poor families, and take away their children.
This young boy did not have a mother but he did have a father. I’m not sure how this qualifies as being an orphan, but who am I to judge the ways of these weird third world countries.
But sweeping a young man away from his father and taking him to live with a rich, white singer is the right thing to do in most cases (the exception being the Britney Rule.) If this catches on, maybe one day we can bring this program to America. I can just envision rich white couples cruising the streets of Harlem saying, ” Ooooh. I want that one.”
Anyway, I commend Madonna and her actions. So if you know somebody who is poor and struggling, maybe you too can come and take away their kids. It’s really for the best. Poor people tend to grow up without money, and that’s bad for the economy. Not only that, but they also tend to vote Democrat. This leads to a vicious cycle of being poor and stupid, poor and stupid. Many stay in that horrible cycle for decades. Some break out by discovering acting.
Remember: You too can make a difference.
Disclaimer: RightWingDuck is not up for adoption but does accept donations. Neither RWD nor IMAO endorse the snatching of kids and recommend that all kid snatching be done through appropriate channels such as adoption agencies and Mark Foley’s office.
I’m stupid, do you think I could marry a rich white singer? Or is that another discussion? I can’t make hip hop music (but, then again, neither can anyone else who has recently married a rich white singer)
Let me know.
And FIRST OMG LOL WTF!!!!11!!ONE
HAIL BUSHITLER!
FOUR MORE YEARS OF ILLEGAL WARS AND DEAD BABIES! YOU VOTED FOR IT, NOW EAT MY CABINETRY!
FOUR more years?
HE’LL DECLARE A SPECIAL PRESIDENTIAL EMERGENCY AND POSTPONE THE ’08 ELECTION UNTIL COLUMBUS DAY ’10! JUST WAIT! HE’S A FASCIST! HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL! thunk um…give me foot powder or give me salt.
I’ll marry you Hebert!
I’d prefer a rich white singers of the sultry, female, heterosexual, Christian conservative persuasion. Thanks, though. I’m flattered. Flattered like a FOX.
Vincente FOX?
I think we have ourselves a Madonna fan here.
Is this a new cottage industry that she’s starting? Isn’t this how the slave trade started?
//I can just envision rich white couples cruising the streets of Harlem saying, ” Ooooh. I want that one.”//
Gotta go change my BVD’s after that one.
But Madonna is so…OLD…
What, do we have two Herbert’s now?
Cap. HERB and regular Herb or does Herbert have multiple personality disorder.
I’m confused!
OK, It’s Hebert
HEBERT is a LOON, BUCK FUSH BUCK FUSH! OMG LOL!!!!11!!!!111!
Hebert on the other hand, is an honorable Ronin.
Does that clear everything up?
The thing is, if you want the GOOD black orphans, you’ve gotta go to Africa and get them while they’re still fresh. If you wait until they’re American black orphans…well, I think we all saw the O.J. trial.
Kudos to Madonna and Anjelina for turning your backs on poor American black children in need of adoption in favor of those from other countries. Well done. Well done.
Madonna, we bid you come to Sudan. We offer lots of cute little kids to kidnap, plus if you want, we crucify you for real. Just be sure wear burqa, ’cause you not so hot anymore.
Madonna’s old? I am the same age as Madonna and I’m no…. oh never mind.
Either someone with the same name as me, only BIGGER, is not really me, or I’m typing in my sleep. Some questions are better left unanswered…
//If you wait until they’re American black orphans//
No, no, no Son of Bob, ARNOLD was a cutie…watchoo talkin’bout Son of BOB!!
I wonder what HEBERT’s been smokin’….
The really bad news is that she wants to re-name the kid, “Blanket.”
Oh…and, eat my cabinetry too…then bring me a nice shrubbery!
I read that Modonna lined up a bunch of black kids and picked one…kinda like a slave auction. Nice! I really hate this woman…alot…almost as much as I hate Hillary!
Heberts been smokin the same thing that Mark Foley and Barney Frank treat themselves to!
Kudos to Madonna and Anjelina for turning your backs on poor American black children in need of adoption in favor of those from other countries.
Amen SonOfBob. “Aww, look at me!!! I’m so wonderful for doing what I’m doing!! And I’m only doing it for the right reasons!! Look at me!! Look at me!!” Typical Hollywood B(arbara) S(triesand)
(Climbs up on soapbox)
By the same token, it’s a shame that the laws for adopting kids from the US aren’t the same as for adopting foregn children. It takes at least 3X as much time and money to adopt a US child as a foreign child.
(Climbs down from soapbox.)
//The really bad news is that she wants to re-name the kid, “Blanket.”//
Nah, Madonna’s gonna pull a Southpark by dressing the kid up in a bearsuit and naming him Mr. Biggles.
“Heberts been smokin’ the same thing that Mark Foley and Barney Frank treat themselves to!”
Heberts been smoking sweaty jock straps?
Oh, that’s HEBERT not Hebert.
My mistake