**Actual Text from the recent John F. Kerry address to the students at Pasadena City College. **
Do you know me? I wrote the world famous book “Gold Digging for Dummies” and “Gold Digging for Dummies – Political Edition.”
If you’re in junior college, then you have a world of opportunity awaiting you. Personally, I went to an Ivy League school where I passed almost all of my classes. (I scored a 76 – Thank you very much.)
When you go vote this election day, that’s a Tuesday. This coming Tuesday. No, the next one. Not today. Come back here. It’s NOT TODAY you @@# losers, I mean… I’m happy to see you all so excited. Come Tuesday, you’ll be able to vote as many times as you want.
Remember, by staying in school. you can avoid a fate worse than death: having to join the military. I hate those losers. Anyway, God Bless and remember to support our troops.
What an annoying yutz.
He’s not just an annoying yutz, he’s an annoying yutz reminiscent of Jengis Khan!
I want to know where ducky managed to get an unflattering photo of Kerry (I mean, unflattering in a relative sense). That looks like a glossy he submitted to the studio when he tried to get cast as “Jaws” in the 007 movies.
Its got to make you feel good that the country was a hair a way from being run by a C student.
Kerry is a douche bag but at least he’s smart enough to marry a cash machine with two legs…
Kerry is a douche bag but at least he’s smart enough to marry a cash machine with two legs…
He was smart enough to do that twice, actually. Given the choice, though, I personally would choose to stay single rather than marry TerAYza for her money.
He looks like a British game show host. Why does he ALWAYS look like he smells something unpleasant? Is it genetic to look that constipated?
Tool.
Yea, you’re right! I’ll bet Tarezza kicks his ass tonight and gives him a time-out without his “allowance” this week for not keeping his fat mouth shut!
Who (besides J F’n) has his class picture taken during a proctological exam? What was the caption? “Mr. Preperation-H” of 1967?
Caption for his picture…”I’m going to be this big a DICK the rest of my life?”
But don’t you dare question his patriotism!!!!!!!!
When did Gomer Pyle get into Congress?
Sorry, I can’t help but think of that every time I see his picture!
What a foron!
On a more sympathetic note, I think I’d have a similar expression if I had to hang out with Nancy Pelosi and Hitlery Clinton…but then again, they deserve each other. The democratic version of the Nirobi Trio.
He had that same look on his face when he got shot in the ass too.
I don’t believe he ever really got shot in the ass. If he did there would’ve been some buckshot in his neck.
Why is it that the Kerry’s in this country and the Hollyweird leftards are so angry at our military? Could it be that unlike WWII when so many in Hollywood joined the military and aided the war effort, their lack of support shows how truly cowardly and pathetically selfish they are.
Kerry has already been proven a liar, cheat and traitor. Clooney, Baldwin and company willfully refuse to see that if Sharia law comes to the world, their lifestyles will take a decided dip into the manure pile.
Hollyweird, the NAG gals, ACLU and the rest should be firmly behind this war. If the terrorist win these people will be selling used camels and pooper scooping streets, if their not beheaded. The women of course will be safely imprisoned behind the veil and beat once a week, whether they need it or not.
I wonder if this is Striesands idea of heaven. Of course she probably doesn’t believe in heaven. There’s no Starbucks there.
Hollyweird and the Kerrys of this nation hate the military because they know on the best day of their lives they’d still not measure up to the worst day of our troops. Listening to a real near submarine collision beats the heck out of Alec Baldwin acting like he heard one on “Hunt For Red October” and having readily identifiable combat scars beats the ones Kerry is still trying to use to justify his awards.
As for the expression on Kerry’s puss, what would you look like if you were staring at spending life with “Taraysa”?
I’d opt out for poverty myself but hey, I was one of those uneducated fools he spouted off about. So you know I’m none too smart, just happy and handsome.
Here’s a funny one. Why does Jhohn Kerry wear a visor when he golfs? To cover up the scar from his vasectomy! Heh, heh, that’s a hoot.
“Lillian! I’m home”! yelled Herman Munster when he wlaked through the door.
You should not knock Teresa. She and John keep two other people from being unhappy!