I think we should thank Kerry. He’s reminded people again why they should vote Republican.
Maybe they could trot him out before every election. Get him to appear with Alex Baldwin and Glen “I’m only an actor, this isn’t the Factor” Close. The Republicans secret weapons.
*Every time John Kerry opens his mouth, a Republican gets a voter (with apologies to It’s a Wonderful Life)
Kerry didn’t really mean to say “stuck in Iraq” this is what he really meant to say.
//””You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don’t, you get stuck voting for Liberals.” //
That makes much more sense!
It looks like Mr. Kerry’s schedule just cleared up, maybe we could fit him in for a fondue party, or we could do what anybody does to a used up socialist, and put him to sleep.
Here is what our uneducated military can do… Shock And Awe
Thank You to all of our “dummies” in the Military, past and present. You make us very proud to be Americans.
Yay! Cadet Happy is back! Along with crazy Kerry!
AAAAHHHHHH! Cadet, I know it’s Halloween, but some things are just too frigetening to see, even on a night like tonight!
Oh, and FIRST (I think).
I think we should thank Kerry. He’s reminded people again why they should vote Republican.
Maybe they could trot him out before every election. Get him to appear with Alex Baldwin and Glen “I’m only an actor, this isn’t the Factor” Close. The Republicans secret weapons.
*Every time John Kerry opens his mouth, a Republican gets a voter (with apologies to It’s a Wonderful Life)
Were any children hurt during the photographing of that image? I sure hope that child is okay.
Geeze, Happy. Next time warn us ahead of time, will ya? Now I’ll probably have nightmares…
Kerry didn’t really mean to say “stuck in Iraq” this is what he really meant to say.
//””You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don’t, you get stuck voting for Liberals.” //
That makes much more sense!
It looks like Mr. Kerry’s schedule just cleared up, maybe we could fit him in for a fondue party, or we could do what anybody does to a used up socialist, and put him to sleep.
Ahem. Well, you see, I seem to have room on my schedule for county fairs, Star Trek Conventions and Bar Mitzvahs.
He said it before he didn’t say it…
sean Q – A fondue party is probably his best use…due to all the sterno the guy uses in his hair…
Imus blew him off this morning as he was trying to explain himself…it was beautiful!
In before Herman Munster/Lurch.
Here is what our uneducated military can do…
Shock And Awe
Thank You to all of our “dummies” in the Military, past and present. You make us very proud to be Americans.
Rove you magnificent bastard, thank you very much for this October Surprise and whatever your paying Kerry, DOUBLE IT! 🙂
…Blinded by the light…