What did Mark Foley remark when he found out he got exposed because of a prank some pages played on him?
“I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddlesome, sexy sexy kids!”
What did Mark Foley remark when he found out he got exposed because of a prank some pages played on him?
“I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddlesome, sexy sexy kids!”
Buggerers beware!
Actually, he said, “Pages? I want the whole book if I can’t turn a Page.”
Screw be doo be doo.
That’s just so wrong!
stupid americans and their scandals, no need.
“I did not have textual intercourse with that page.”
“textual intercourse”
That’s a good one Bob.
I guess we can file that under unsafe sex.
The whole Foley affair still isn’t quite as strange and disgusting as Abu Gharib incident yet, but it’s getting there. A guy can get rather bewildered these days. Everybody seems to be getting themselves in trouble with all this really weird assed stuff. I know I don’t get around much any more, but when did good old fashioned heterosexual humping become passé.
I think it all happened because it is easier to bend a page over than to use a bookmark.
That’s disgusting!!!
The pages are all stucking together now.
That should be.
“That’s disgusting!!!
The pages are all stuck together now.”
Errr!! Damn!!!
I hate it when I make changes to a sentence and don’t catch the change tenses in some of the words, etc. I always seem to mess it up late at night. Ruins a perfectly good joke every time.
OK, I thought that was simply too funny. I pictured Foley dressed up like a clown and the pages pulling his mask off.
Ewww! Sudden images of John Wayne Gacy!
As a candidate running for Governor who is definitely not gay, it is good to see how this scandal is being properly addressed. The only question remains is, where is Gay Day, Universal or Disney?
cc: Barney Frank
I will reveal my side of this unfair story in my upcoming book, “Mark Foley: Between the Pages”.
That’s “Mark Foley: Stuck between pages”