Good Political News

There’s a lot of scandal in the news now and it seems like there’s no one in politics worth rooting for, so I thought I might step back for a minute and look at what good political news is out there.
GOOD NEWS IN POLITICS
* Apparently, some of our politicians are more internet savvy than we thought.
* Since Democrats seem to support surveilance of gay Republicans, maybe than be convinced to also support surveilance of terrorists.
* The North Koreans playing with nuclear weapons could mean that problem may just suddenly take care of itself.
* Not liking either party means you have no worries when the election results come.
* If referring to “tequila” ranks as a scandal worth mention, then there’s probably about no actual racism left in this country.
* With all this media spotlight, Congress should be forced into action, meaning that the well-being of Congressional pages will be one less thing for us to worry about.
* Despite any problems in Iraq, there have been no threat of the country being taken over by North Korean Communists.
If you can think of other good political news, put it in the comments.

19 Comments

  1. Ru American pigdogs no make fun of our missire program. We no brow ourserves up, because we have very sophisticated raunch mechanism — speciar warning sign on side of missire that says “keep back 150 metos, right fuse and get away”.

  2. good news – nancy pelosi said boo today and speaker hastert ran and hid under his desk like a school girl! maybe now the rest of the republicans will find a leader with a pair!

    • The Republicans have conducted a Stalinesque party purge and eliminated a potentially embarrassing congressman, thus pleasing the religious right.
    • In a related move, they are about to eliminate an unco-operative house speaker.
    • The Democrats, in an attempt to gain the moral high ground, have abandoned and alienated the gay voting bloc.
      Rove!!!! you evil genius bastard!!!

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