Apparently, the nutroots are trying to organize an effort to Googlebomb search terms so as to affect the election. Those guys are innovative. I always thought there was nothing more politically useless than an internet petition, but they found it. I mean, really, these guys just might as well spend all their energy doing to the robot dance to fight fascism.
Wait, I know! The nutroots can each consume an entire can of Crisco to show their support for fair elections!
If you have other ideas for useless expenditures of energy to engage in a feeble attempt to affect political fortunes, either put them in the comments or start a diary on the DailyKos.
To prove they are not full of S***, they should each consume a quart of Metamucil on the day before the election.
First!
They could try to show how moderate they are. That’s always fun.
They should all jump up and down simultaniously to cause an earthquake, and then blame it on Bush!
I could volunteah to pick up all the democrahtic voters from the islands to the mainland to vote! Theah must be hundreds of bridges to drive my cah ovah!
We vote for teddy’s plahn!
Since they’re so obsessed with Vietnam, they should take a page from the Buddist Monks there and set themselves on fire.
And we should stock up on marshmallows.
Set themselves on fire to protest the war, I mean.
Rick:
I don’t much care why they do it, as long as they do it.
Relay hunger strike, in 15 minute intervals.
An All-Star, off-road cross-country hunger-strike three-legged potato-sack egg relay race.
//An All-Star, off-road cross-country hunger-strike three-legged potato-sack egg relay race//
This has to be run in the nude on the festival of Samhain to avoid offending the goddess.
Wait, TK nude. I didn’t need that visual. Forget it.
They could send messages on boards all across the Net that NFL games would be bombed, and then attempt to blame the rumors on Bush.
Oh, wait, they did.
This reminds me of the liberal who tried to swim from Miami Beach to Grand Bahama Island to protest overfishing. He might have made it too…if he hadn’t been wearing his lucky prok-chop…
It’s already working. Google Bush- you get crotch shots of Nancey Pelosi…..drunken sailor- TK…..road kill-Nancey, again…..pics of the purple dinosaur Barney- you get pics of Barney Franks in his birthday suit…..
Form a long line and pass cindy sheehan from person to person until she loses 50 pounds.
Lets give them a seminar on BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) scheduled for election day and located in the Virgin Islands. Let them spend their money to get there, and miss the election at the same time.
what a waste of space. you are pretty desperate.