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anti.
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Frank J., I believe your message got Lost in Translation.
To much to drink there???
Miranda…
*beats up everyone in the room
So, been getting some spam have you?
You know this girl?
It’s beautiful
The percolating gritty perambulations of:
“Pad botanic revers, jalapic, diptyca myeline. Leashed sans miring nittier outate few caddied cateran…” Perfectly underscores and understates the litany of Promethean woes so succinctly, while the final line:
“Querying scutch menfolks scalds chlorids demies packers abetting.” Says it all…
Brilliant! Touching, and, I’m sure a source of comfort and solace for all of the ‘Querying scutch menfolks’.
Congratulations.
Did you evert think you might need to bullet in her if she acts up again. “It crossed my mind.”
Um… did someone forget their spell checker??
“Glopping belched
hogger braes kelpie.”
ROFL!
hebert: ROTFLMFAO!
That’s easy for you to say.
But heldmyw,
Didn’t you find “Pad botanic revers, jalapic, diptyca myeline” a bit condescending, challenging the reader to question his own feelings, yet offering no viable alternative which might lead one to do so? Just my take.
Did you accidentally take some of Rowdi’s medicine today?
We cannot allow your insult to the great Patriarch stand. Prepare to meet your DOOM!
I bet this was a Spam he got. I see these things all the time. Random words phrases, removed from whatever context there is and tossed together in a delicious blend of incoherance.
I thought maybe they were coded communications from governments to their espionage agents, sent via Spam (Like some coded messages were put in the personal ads of newspapers, or something).
Or perhaps it’s a self test that they run to see what mails get through a filter and who gets a blacklist boot to deletion.
Dunno, but that’s probably what this is.
//Salver footled didymium degermed limpsier.//
Is that the same mouth that you kiss Sarah with? C’mon Frank, you are better than that.
I saw some eerie stuff in your IMSO secrect letter, some eeerie, evil freakish stuff!!! … … And I want in.
what do I have to do?
tell me again how a 95 pound girl beats up jane.
twas brillig in the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the burragroves and the momeraths outgrabe…
Beware the Jabberwock, FrankJ!!!!
The way I see it, it is either Vogon Poetry or something to do with FrankJ’s secret group of bloggers, which saddly I am not cool enough to be apart of. I guess I will have to amuze myself with Simpsons Trivia
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don’t.
Heh.
Anyone that sends spam is a homo and does the Monica!
“Erases luckies billable
lieus raying hilly. Hacked gilbert seashell radish ligulate, slidden,
appulse dyeings. Cortex jazzman orach duros.”
ROTF
You read my mind!!!
Both my hands are in the air snapping my fingers. You go, daddyo!
“Deviancy dogdom reefed showman spires genies bigness!”
Truer words have never been spoken.
“Rebury lipases cheeks. Cusses postpaid cuneate ham.”
BURN!!! That’s gotta hurt!
“Palaver frowsted fanged rabbit.”
My favorite line. ROFLMAO!
Definately Vogon poetry – or maybe a transcript of Teddy Kennedy’s last speech?
Master Shake: Did you remember your towel?
shimauma: That reminds me, for some odd reason, that Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog. I find it amusing.
Tons of cool names for bands in here:
Faintly Sozins Rangers
Mantrap Amassed
Querying Scutched Menfolks
Gleamio Mondo Kludges
Rock on!
I think Frank got caught at a Belbury Banquet.
“All the protein, vitamins, and carbs of yer grandma’s best turkey dinner. Plus 15% alcohol.” And a little spiced ham too.
The man they call Jayne!
Fleep.
all this dedicated to Heronymous Lamprofahle Blafa Billy Bob Jr Schwee, may God have mercy on your soul.
You have achieved the ultimate understanding of the democratic national platform. It is time for you to leave, asshopper, er, grasshopper.
Been reading “Atlas Shrugged” again, have we?
IMSO? In My Spamming Opinion?
Mastershake is a Douglas Adams fan?
Show some respect, man
//Mastershake is a Douglas Adams fan?//
Hell yeah! Douglas Adams, Lewis Carroll, Monty Python, those Limey types come up with the best nonsense gibberish…too bad the Democratic party keeps borrowing their routines…
Heh. Indeed.
Sounds like we’ve been offered a part-time job by Frank J. Or maybe he has a new job with PayPal and is just trying to verify our accounts. No, I’ve got it: we are very trustworthy and upstanding people, and Frank desperately needs to transfer 25.6 million US dollars into our bank accounts.
Or, rather than Frank spamming the universe…is this just a creative variation on lorem ipsum?
::Monty Python, those Limey types come up with the best nonsense gibberish…too bad the Democratic party keeps borrowing their routines…::
Yeah! Especially the Silly Party and the Really Silly Party gags.
My browser seems to have a severe case of dyslexia.