Not that he’s asking me, but FrankJ could use these quotes for the back of the jacket cover of his book if he ever gets around to finishing it…
- “Frank is not anti-Semitic at all. When he’s arrested for driving drunk, he’s usually too busy kvetching about Mexicans and gays, passing out long before he gets all worked up over the Jews.”
-Your Friend, Laurence Simon (NOW GO TO BED!) - “This is the second edition of Frank’s book. Some things have changed since the first edition. But you probably don’t remember them. And we made you quack like a duck, too.”
-Mysterio the Magnificent - “I was given a copy of FrankJ’s book to review and I put it in my jacket pocket. I was going to read it, but my crazy wife pulled out a gun and shot me in the chest. If only he’d have given me a hardback instead of a paperback proof, I’d be alive today.”
-Phil Hartman - “Am I getting paid for this?”
-Harvey - “Why does your wife keep telling you to stop talking about me?”
-Michelle Malkin - “We lied about soldiers and prison guards throwing this book in a toilet.”
-Newsweek
However, I’m sure that he’s got quotes from a whole bunch of big and famous people. Some of them legitimately, too, and not just screamed responses after he leapt out from an alleyway going “OOGIE BOOGIE!” dressed like a clown or something. (I tried that, and I still wound up leaving the back cover to my own book blank.)
If you could contribute a thoughtful, insightful, and meaningful quote to the back jacket cover of Frank’s book without actually having read the thing, what would it be?
For the record, the book is totally being finished this month for reals.
I’ll read any book by FrankJ and like it. Even if he does bash my monkeys. -Luke of the evilmonkeycult
“Frank J. inspired me to create my own blog. And it sucked. But his is still funny, so read it!”
“The hilarity of the IMAO podcasts increases tenfold when you listen to them while walking around on a liberal college campus. For all of those moments when people stare, wondering if my snickering face means I know something they don’t, I am forever indebted to Frank J.”
If you only buy one book this year, FrankJ’s epic should be the one! (Particulary if your copy came with $50 dollar bills between the pages like mine did.) – Stephen King
I laughed, I cried, I peed my pants! -Sen Ted Kennedy
FrankJ’s book will be the first book on the bonfire at our next ceremonial free speech event – L. Ron Hubbard’s Ghost
Frank-
Are you super super serial that the book will be finished for reals?
Forgot the obvious-
FrankJ’s book is the perfect read while enjoying a refreshing puppy smoothie. – Glenn Reynolds
I did not have sex with that blogger, Frank J, but I will probably buy his book…Aquaman!
FrankJ’s book is a sure fire remedy for constipation of the brain, but please take with food and avoid alcohol use. Keep out of the reach of children. (That is directed at Mark Foley)
I remember when I picked up FrankJ’s book. I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
Someday I’ll get around to reading it.
~Remulak Moxargon.
Passages from this book are seared – SEARED! – into my memory.
Only Frank J. can write material that is funnier than my witticisms and more likely to save your life than my good friend Aquaman.
-NMUSpidey
Brian,
I’m super serial!
It will be finished this month and available for purchase, and it will be the funniest book ever, ever.
Awesome. Another book I can add to my collection of “great books I want to read but am too lazy to.”
I’m still waiting for Franks “History of the burrito”.
Better than the back of a cereal box.
Another piece of trash from the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!
Teh funny.
Frank Voikel
“This book make you laugh! You buy now!”
-Some guy
If you blow drink out your nose while reading this book, tough. – Spacemonkey
Funnier than watching the Oakland Raiders “play” football!
Lefties, if you are not going to read a book this year, I recommend that this be the one.
Of all the books I’ve ever read, this was one of them.
My kid learns more about the Government from Frankj than she learns from public schools — shimauma, mother of Moonbunny
…referring to the fact that she got extra credit last year for knowing Tony Snow was the new press secretary.
Funny. Thought provoking. If you don’t understand the growing monkey-menace after reading this book, you never will. -Isaac Asimov
Frank J wrote a book. I think this is it…but don’t quote me on that. – Gunga
The most inspired book I’ve never read; Brilliantly silent!
Mmmmmmm… Burritos good.
Frank who?